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Recent reviews by Kraxmeup

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1 person found this review helpful
10.7 hrs on record (10.2 hrs at review time)
Jam2Go is an incredible artist and Kitten Burst is a testament to the creativity they possess. The dialogue is wonderful, the characters are delightful, the gameplay is challenging but incredibly rewarding! If that's not enough for you, there are numerous hats that will bring you back to the good ol' days of "rawr XD" and doing it all for "teh lulz".
Posted 2 December, 2024.
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1.8 hrs on record (1.6 hrs at review time)
Bright neon lights, high-speed chainsaw legs and enough guns to make the Military Industrial Complex blush.
Posted 21 November, 2023.
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3.9 hrs on record (2.2 hrs at review time)
I used to play trombone for 4 years in high school (I'm a tuba player) and this perfectly encapsulates the feeling of learning an instrument on the spot that has no valves to press.
Posted 22 November, 2022.
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1 person found this review funny
4.6 hrs on record (1.2 hrs at review time)
Banging soundtrack, easy to learn controls, and a sick sense of humor mix for the perfect blend of greatness. I was blown away just by the prologue, and I can't wait to see what Svavelstickan has planned for the next episode.
Posted 25 November, 2020.
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10.3 hrs on record (7.1 hrs at review time)
One of the things I love about sports games is that I can get that dopamine hit from doing a sick double-backflip Superman over a train without having to suffer the instant death that comes when I overshoot that third flip and break every bone in my body. The only thing better than that is watching one of my buddies do the exact same thing and seeing their body skyrocket past me as I just go under the bridge instead. I get to laugh at them for messing up without having to buy a suit for their funeral! Thank you Descenders!
Posted 26 November, 2019.
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1 person found this review funny
15.8 hrs on record
This may look like a generic dating sim, but don't let the big eyes fool you. Underneath the brightly colored hair lies some heavy ♥♥♥♥ and glorious story. Don't believe me? Buy the game and find out for yourself.
Posted 30 June, 2019.
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7.4 hrs on record
I'm sure someone out there would look at me playing this game and tell me "NO! YOU'RE DOING IT ALL WRONG!" but who needs to get S ranks in every combat when you still get to pull out robo-spines?
Posted 23 November, 2018.
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25.2 hrs on record (15.4 hrs at review time)
It's fun most of the time. The difficulty curve can be rough though. Get a group of friends together if you really want to enjoy this game. Who doesn't love shooting ants with lasers?
Posted 22 November, 2017.
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2.4 hrs on record
This game... ooooh this game. Let me tell you something friend: this game is odd. If you want a serious game, this game is not for you. However, if you want a game where an Italian man calls you his ♥♥♥♥♥, this is the place to be. The controls, especially platforming, are slippery and can be frustrating, but you must stick to the game in the name of fun. Word from the wise: Play the game, then go for achievements. Every level has a cheat code that you can use to easily get back to it, so enjoy the ride. I promise, you won't regret it.
Posted 12 August, 2017.
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