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Huzzah – good things come in threes

Third time's a charm.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2014 @ 2:09pm

Ludicrous Speed

Light speed is too slow!
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2014 @ 3:27am

Huzzah – with helium gas

Have Helium – Will Travel
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2014 @ 3:27am

Free Toffee

Animals don't belong in cages.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2015 @ 7:01pm

Laundry Day

So that's why you don't wash your dirty laundry in public?
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2015 @ 7:24pm

Doppelganger

Mirror mirror on the wall...
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2015 @ 2:46am

Hide and seek

Doors – useful AND sexy.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2015 @ 2:50am

Huzzah - because brakes are for wimps

The old switcheroo.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2015 @ 2:53am

Caffeine Crackie

I think that robot fluffed into my coffee.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2015 @ 3:08am

Saturday Night Fever

Disco ain't dead!
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2015 @ 3:19am

Huzzah – he completely f*cked up

Enjoy your fall.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2015 @ 3:26am

Groundhog Day

Aka. How to die a thousand Deaths
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2015 @ 3:30am

Third time's a charm

When shall we three meet again?
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2015 @ 4:09am

Huzzah - three times the crap

Three of a kind beats king high.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2015 @ 4:12am

Teamwork!

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2015 @ 10:52am

A true friend

Self-sacrifices and bla.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2015 @ 11:19am

Rufus to the rescue

I'd be an amazing dad!
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2015 @ 4:11am

Cameo

Wait, who's that? - Itsameeeea!
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2015 @ 3:56am

Bozo is back!

Pirates have feelings, too.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2015 @ 4:17am

Surgeon simulator

Which place do I stick it in... ?
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2015 @ 4:32am

Mission: Impossible

He's just no fun person to hang out with.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2015 @ 4:37am

Huzzah – with a scoob a dee doo

Elysium in hand's reach...
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2015 @ 5:12am

Hand over heart

At least I got the lyrics right.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2015 @ 5:21am

Huzzah – he's off now for real

The hardest part is letting go.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2015 @ 5:39am

Tough Guy!

Didn't feel a thing.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2015 @ 5:41am

Remembrance of Things Past

Tell it to the marines!
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2014 @ 3:27am

That kid is fast as lightning

Admit it: That was dumb luck!
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2014 @ 3:20am

Daring Sharpshooter

I didn't mean to wind her up.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2015 @ 6:30pm

Knock knock!

Knock-knock. Who's there? Rufus. Rufus who? Rufus on fire!
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2015 @ 6:33pm

Basic Instinct

What has been seen cannot be unseen.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2015 @ 6:43pm

Micropayment

Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2015 @ 7:11pm

Voyeur

So what? It's the only peep-show in town.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2015 @ 7:18pm

Quality Assurance

Does this smell like chloroform?
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2015 @ 2:53am

Ignorance is Bliss

Don't turn around! The Kommissar is out!
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2015 @ 3:21am

Darwin Award

Cut my life into pieces.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2015 @ 3:32am

Vampire's Kiss

Vampire me, Vampire you. Platy-poo.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2015 @ 4:00am

Master of Darkness

The darkest Room Escape Game ever.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2015 @ 10:38am

Porta Fisco Carnival

Throw me something, Mister!
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2015 @ 4:17am

Long time no see

Not that I actually need it.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2015 @ 4:00am

Talent Scout

15 minutes of fame.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2015 @ 4:19am

Food Inspector

Where's the fume extractor hood?
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2015 @ 4:00am

Zombie Apocalypse

They seemed a bit bitey.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2015 @ 8:51am

Magic Mushroom Picker

Little pieces of heaven down in the gutter.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2015 @ 10:43am

Smack him!

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2015 @ 5:15am

Demagogue

I knew it: I'm surrounded by assholes.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2015 @ 5:19am

Russian roulette

You jump, I jump … not!
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2015 @ 5:25am

Catwalk Queen

High fashion - low fashion - high fashion - low fashion.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2015 @ 5:29am

Ornithorhynchologist

You can’t make an omelette without breaking some eggs.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2015 @ 4:10am

Hung out to dry

He'll get around somehow.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2015 @ 4:10am

Sadist

Picking at fresh wounds.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2015 @ 5:01am