-rep 5800h on cs, 1k on pubg, 1k on apex, and he's still in low elo bro just touch grass

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I am a Mordhau veteran. I do not smile when I kill. I do not frown when I die. I do not flinch when I get shot, or impaled, or amputated. I don’t laugh at your bards or your disfigured maulmen. I am as tough as nails, as cold as a rapier through the heart. Fear me. Beware. I will hunt you all down.Look at MY level. Now look at YOUR level. Clearly, you are no match for me. Why do you continue to play Mordhau? You and I both know that you are going to DIE over and over. You aren't having fun, noob, stop lying to yourself. Perhaps you should seriously consider refunding Mordhau and uninstall.I come home from work and I IMMEDIATELY ***** my wife. Then I ***** MEN in MORDHAU. Don't underestimate how much I sweat. Manual labour is hard work, but my ♥♥♥♥ is even HARDER. Especially for Mordhau MEN... the axes... the arrows... the mauls... they can ***** you up bad, but I ***** MORDHAU MEN HARDER