Koning malloot
Marc Reijersen van Buuren   Montfoort, Utrecht, Netherlands
 
 
"A train! A train! My kingdom for a train! :train1::coach::coach::coach:" - William Shakespeare
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FAQ + specs
FAQ:
Ok, some of the questions are not frequently asked

Q: What drug are you using?
A: Aloe Vera.

Q: Why do you like trains?
A: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ . I guess the same things what people like about cars , planes and boats?

Q: Why this name?
A: Because i'm a big idiot.

Q: Why do you have more then 600(!) hours in to Euro Truck Simulator 2?
A: I like driving... And listen to pointless podcats!

Q: Why do you have more than 700 hours in Cities Skylines?
A: Why do you have more then 2K hours on CS:GO? >:(

Q: wy d u suck @ CS:GO m8?
A: Because i play it for fun... /stupidReason

Q: Why are you not funny?
A: Because i have a weird kind of humor (if you call that even humor) . Sorry!

Q: Why do you own Fairy Solitaire?
A: It was only 20 cents...

Q: What's the worst game in your opinion?
A: Life (The Corona DLC made it worse)

Q: Fav subreddit?
A: r/mapporncirclejerk and r/s*itamericanssay.

Q: Worst subreddit?
A: r/Ben10p0rn (NSFW), r/(dank)memes and the most standard subreddits that laughs at the same joke every 2 minutes.

Q: What do you think about pineapple on a pizza?
A: I like pizza Hawaii. But i'm also the guy who likes ketchup chips so...

Q: Are you gonna be a YouTuber one day?
A: Neh.

Q: Why do you type this garbage?
A: BECAUSE I LIKE TYPING THIS ♥♥♥♥ AND I'M PROUD OF IT! I SHOW IT TO MY FRIENDS BECAUSE i think i need help I THINK I'M COOL AND STUFF. (plus it's 1 AM i have nothing better to do)

Q: Why do you have a cookie as pic?
A: i really like cookies! Plus, if people can't pronounce my name they can always say: 'Hey cookie, GO RUSH B!' Cyuka Blyt! (Credit to Spoochy for photoshoping my pic)

Q: Why can't you into grammar?
A: I dount koew wat joe talkieng aboot. Mie grmmr iz pine! Heter!

Q: Phonenumber?
A: 0118-999-881-999-119-725.....3
THAT'S:
0118-999-881-999-119-725.....3

Q: Can i take your order please?
A: I'LL HAVE 2 NUMBER 9's, A NUMBER 9 LARGE. A NUMBER 6 WITH EXTRA DIP. A NUMBER 7. 2 NUMBER 45'S. ONE WITH CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE AND A LARGE SODA

Q: Fav maymay's?
A: My "perfect" memelist

Q: EA bad?
A: EA bad. CDPR good. /s

Q: EPIC bad?
A: Epic not bad. Cringy neckbeard bad.

Congratulations reading this so far! I'm starting to realy like you :steamhappy:

Specs: (The only part that PC elites care)
CPU: Ryzen 9 5900x Stock (NEW!)
GPU: Gigiabyte GTX 1080ti
RAM: 32GB DDR 4 3200Mhz
Storage: 1x 4TB WD Black, 2x Samsung evo 500GB, 250GB m.2 SSD (OS)
CPU Fan: NZXT Kraken X62
Case: NZXT H700i

Monitor: 2x ASUS MG279Q (2560x1440, 144hz, IPS 27")
Keyboard: Logitech G910
Mouse: Corsair Gaming Sabre RGB Optical gaming mouse
Steering wheel: Logitech G27
Gamepad: Xbox one S controler
Fapfactor: 6,8/7

INTERNETSPEED:
Type: Fiber
Download 900 mbit/s
Upload: 900 mbit/s
Ping: Less then you reading this line. (< 10 ms if server is in the EU)

Q: When upgrade?
A: When a GPU at MSRP is available
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TimG 7 mrt 2019 om 9:48 
Nee jij
GebakkenKip 4 mrt 2019 om 12:02 
Cute
TimG 4 mrt 2019 om 8:58 
Cute
Koning malloot 8 feb 2019 om 10:12 
Dank u dank u :)
Chadlonso 6 feb 2019 om 12:45 
Geniale steam page!
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Happy new year, Eurotrucker