This game will suck you in, destroy your self-belief, self-esteem, and any dignity you have. You will get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the ass by numerous 360, naked, pan-wielding men and skull-♥♥♥♥♥♥ by maul wielding, floppish-voice-giggling, hidden level players that will talk so much ♥♥♥♥ about you.
You will cry, you will scream, and you will replace your mouse.
I don't see how anyone, after experiencing all of these things, will play any longer.

This game will suck you in, destroy your self-belief, self-esteem, and any dignity you have. You will get fucked in the ass by numerous 360, naked, pan-wielding men and skull-fucked by maul wielding, floppish-voice-giggling, hidden level players that will talk so much shit about you. You will cry, you will scream, and you will replace your mouse. I don't see how anyone, after experiencing all of these things, will play any longer.