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Not Recommended

224.3 hrs on record (105.5 hrs at review time)

This game will suck you in, destroy your self-belief, self-esteem, and any dignity you have. You will get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the ass by numerous 360, naked, pan-wielding men and skull-♥♥♥♥♥♥ by maul wielding, floppish-voice-giggling, hidden level players that will talk so much ♥♥♥♥ about you.
You will cry, you will scream, and you will replace your mouse.
I don't see how anyone, after experiencing all of these things, will play any longer.

Posted 27 June, 2021.

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1,922.7 hrs on record (1,314.4 hrs at review time)

Only virgins have over 200 hours in this game

Posted 10 March, 2021.

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14.6 hrs on record (13.9 hrs at review time)

Haha, yeah man.

Posted 6 November, 2019.

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9.3 hrs on record (8.5 hrs at review time)

Every few minutes, people on the outside of your room will hear: *THUD* "OW" *Pause* "aw ♥♥♥♥"

Posted 21 July, 2019.

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26.3 hrs on record (6.6 hrs at review time)

Fun Gory cool and BOSS

Posted 25 August, 2014.

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163.4 hrs on record (1.5 hrs at review time)

Guys buy this game its has all the stuff you do when going to the moon also known as mun and its very funny

Posted 23 June, 2014.

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