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Yankmaster

You’ve always loved to yank the ol’ handle! Awarded for hitting a jackpot on any slot machine.
Ontgrendeld op 3 feb 2020 om 6:04

Thank You, Sir. May I Have Another?

S’way to go! You’re the living embodiment of the word “tipsy!” Drink ten drinks in a row at Lefty's.
Ontgrendeld op 27 jun 2019 om 4:16

No Boundaries

You’ll tell anyone, anything - especially a recorded female. Awarded for taking the phone sex quiz.
Ontgrendeld op 3 feb 2020 om 6:04

The Old and The Hopeless

You’re showing your age, Larry. That company has been gone a long time! Awarded for dialing 1-209-683-6858 on the payphone.
Ontgrendeld op 19 mei 2018 om 6:00

Safe Citizen

It’s the next best thing to having yourself spayed or neutered! Awarded for wearing a lubber before having sex with the Hooker.
Ontgrendeld op 19 mei 2018 om 6:40

Pretty (Gross) Woman

You’ve passed a milestone; be sure to tell all your friends. Awarded for having sex with the hooker while wearing a lubber.
Ontgrendeld op 19 mei 2018 om 6:40

You Love This Game!

Hmm. This looks just different enough to avoid a lawsuit! Awarded for getting a good look up close at the Angry Broads arcade cabinet.
Ontgrendeld op 27 jun 2019 om 4:29

Cheapskate Ladykiller

You used the fewest cab rides to get to the endgame! How attractively budget-minded of you! Awarded for getting to Eve’s Penthouse with only seven taxi rides.
Ontgrendeld op 3 feb 2020 om 6:04

Secret Agent Man

Keep this up and you’ll need a talented-but-undisciplined young sidekick! Awarded for chewing your way through the bungee cords in the Honeymoon Suite.
Ontgrendeld op 3 feb 2020 om 6:04

Credit Watcher Extraordinaire

Didja see yourself? Didja? Huh? Your name was number 8,612! Awarded for giving the coveralls to the Apple Man before purchasing an apple from him.
Ontgrendeld op 3 feb 2020 om 6:04

Something to Tell the Grandkids

She has three orifices. You were bound to find at least one! Awarded for using the zipper on the patched love doll.
Ontgrendeld op 27 jun 2019 om 4:37

Hey, Is This Yours?

Maybe Adam doesn’t need Olga right now, but he could later, when the money’s gone and spending ends, and they don’t come ’round no more. Awarded for showing the love doll to Adam at Studio 69.
Ontgrendeld op 27 jun 2019 om 4:23

Yes! Yes! Yes!

You are so proud. Now don’t tell anyone how you did it! Awarded for turning off the bubbles in Eve’s hot tub.
Ontgrendeld op 19 mei 2018 om 7:04

Is That All There is?

Congratulations! You’ve now heard every joke this comedian knows.
Ontgrendeld op 3 feb 2020 om 6:04

I Can Walk the Walk!

Congratulations! You found every possible star on the Larrywood Walk of Shame! Thanks to each of them for Kickstartering us.
Ontgrendeld op 3 feb 2020 om 6:04

Is This Something To Be Proud of?

Congratulations! You found every possible way to die in this game. Every last one. What would your Mom say?
Ontgrendeld op 3 feb 2020 om 6:04

Fiscally Responsible

Congratulations! You played the entire game without going broke. You never were one to rely on the kindness of strangers!
Ontgrendeld op 3 feb 2020 om 6:04

Whole Lotta Shakin’ Goin’ On

Congratulations! You used the vibrator on every possible person in the game. Shared pain is lessened, shared joy is increased. That’s why we’re here.
Ontgrendeld op 3 feb 2020 om 6:04

Order of the White Pants

Congratulations! You finished the game without once getting peed on by the dog! See? Staying a moving target is not just important in FPS’s.
Ontgrendeld op 19 mei 2018 om 7:06

Cable Svengali

Have you considered a career as a programming executive? Awarded for hypnotizing the Pimp with the television.
Ontgrendeld op 19 mei 2018 om 4:58

Tool Grabber

You’re taking “dumpster diving” quite literally, Larry! Awarded for retrieving the hammer by falling from the fire escape into the dumpster.
Ontgrendeld op 19 mei 2018 om 5:02

That’ll Do, Pig

You’re ahead of the game when you can tell the slop from the glop! Awarded for earning the hot sauce by finding all hidden objects at the Buffet.
Ontgrendeld op 19 mei 2018 om 5:30

Enabler of the Year

Real nice. And the ulterior motive just makes it worse. Awarded for giving a box of wine to the bum and receiving the pocket knife.
Ontgrendeld op 19 mei 2018 om 5:39

Lubber Band

Well, well. That wasn’t the least bit embarrassing! Awarded for buying a condom at the Come ‘n’ Go store.
Ontgrendeld op 27 jun 2016 om 7:48

Not With My Whale, You Don’t!

Nice going, Ahab! Now we have to say “Some cartoon animals were injured in the making of this game.” Awarded for pouring the hot sauce into the whale’s blowhole.
Ontgrendeld op 19 mei 2018 om 6:36

Making Friends Everywhere You Go

You have such a gentle touch with that discarded syringe. Awarded for extracting the civet from the cat.
Ontgrendeld op 19 mei 2018 om 6:47

Frontier Pharmacist

At least you had the good sense to only make one bottle! Complete the creation of eau d’ Larry.
Ontgrendeld op 19 mei 2018 om 6:47

Unexpected Disco Stud

Who knew? She seemed so sweet. Awarded for dancing with Fawn at Studio 69.
Ontgrendeld op 19 mei 2018 om 5:49

We Would’ve Brought a Gift

But it was all so fast! That was the shortest engagement on record! Awarded for marrying Fawn at the Weddin’ Ready chapel.
Ontgrendeld op 19 mei 2018 om 5:53

Law and Order: Lost Wages

Congratulations, brave adventurer! You have graduated to full-scale breaking and entering! Get the pills from Lefty's window.
Ontgrendeld op 19 mei 2018 om 6:45

Law and Order: Lost Wages II

This is your second major act of criminal trespass! Way to go! Awarded for entering Adam's penthouse.
Ontgrendeld op 19 mei 2018 om 6:56

Handy to Have Around the House

You can fix anything! What woman wouldn’t love a guy like you? (Answer: All of them!) Awarded for patching up the love doll.
Ontgrendeld op 19 mei 2018 om 6:58

Defying Physics

Don’t try this at home. It requires a dramatic license! Awarded for using the patched love doll to float across the chasm.
Ontgrendeld op 19 mei 2018 om 7:01

Oh. My. God.

You did it. You not only got laid, but you’ve found true love. (Maybe.) Awarded for giving the apple to Eve.
Ontgrendeld op 19 mei 2018 om 7:05

Urine Luck!

Did you bring a fresh white leisure suit? Awarded for getting peed on by the dog.
Ontgrendeld op 27 jun 2019 om 4:28

Busted!

You big show-off! Correction: You show-off! Awarded for wearing the lubber outdoors.
Ontgrendeld op 3 feb 2020 om 6:04

Swirlie Swan Song

What did the last guy eat, rubber cement?! Awarded for flushing the toilet in Lefty's bathroom.
Ontgrendeld op 27 jun 2019 om 4:25

Nuclear Crotch

Unprotected sex? In the ’80s, Larry? Seriously? Awarded for having sex with the hooker without using a lubber.
Ontgrendeld op 27 jun 2019 om 4:33

Mugger Mayhem

You always did consider yourself a lover and not a fighter. Awarded for getting beaten up by the mugger.
Ontgrendeld op 3 feb 2020 om 6:04

Road Rash

“Somebody get the scraper!” Awarded for getting run down by a speeding vehicle.
Ontgrendeld op 27 jun 2019 om 4:30