Recent reviews by Protein Huntress

What can I say? If you want to further support the awesome Destructive Creations then spend a few bucks on this 25 page comic. It's similar to the game in that it goes down easy, it's wonderfully stupid, it's short and it's really funny(and much like the game it's hard to tell if the humor is unintentional or not).

It also has some boobs and butt and that's always pretty good.

She's also literally me so... Just buy it.

Well, she's literally me so...

I would say she's pretty good.

I don't know what's going on, and I'm pissed off. I am however, having a great time not knowing what's going on and being pissed off so there's that.

It's new.

Update: It is no longer new.

Quick little puzzle game, the pictures and the two sex position animations at the end are pretty hot.

I'd like to see a puzzle, RPG and/or tycoon style game from this company.

I spend 1500 bucks on a gaming laptop that can run just about anything, and now all I'm playing is a 13 dollar early access game made by one guy where you play arcade games and do chores. Go figure.

Thanks to YouTuber Brutalmoose for his informative video review that led me to purchase this game, it seems he just happened to be on a real-life arcade binge at the exact same time as I was and this is a good way to sort of get my fix without driving to my local arcade and spending 60-100 dollars. And also thanks to streamer/YouTuber Jerma for making hilarious videos and streams of him getting mad at this game. They are so freakin funny.

Basically there's a survival mode where you have to feed yourself, your fish and your cute little pet goose and come home before curfew and there's achievements for lasting up to 100 days. You can make money by selling prizes and stuff at the pawn shop or doing three chores that you can do once a day: Mowing the lawn(fun, this one is once a week actually), babysitting(short and sweet) and paper route(kinda fun).

I personally just make the money to feed myself/pets and work to make money so I can get my sweet achievement serotonin boost for lasting 100 days and when I want enjoyment from the arcade games themselves I just play the Birthday mode where you get unlimited money to play the arcade games.

Am I playing it wrong? Yeah slightly, but bite me.

The games are really well designed and they seem to have every type of arcade game you see at the old kiddie casinos. I get lost for hours playing those coin machines and that one game that's essentially roulette for kids.

There's also a janky mini golf game that's kinda fun and there's go karts but they're completely ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up and need a major rework. Laser tag is kinda lame but I guess it's nice that it's included.

The island can be explored in both Birthday and Survival mode and it is fairly interesting to explore(especially after a county fair section was added!). After I get all of the gaming achievements I plan on getting the ones for collecting the hidden loot boxes although I'm not actually sure whether or not the boxes appear in one or both modes so if someone knows please let me know in the comments.

UPDATE: I forgot to mention that everyone else is an adorable looking robot and on Birthday mode they jump for joy and cheer when you win or hit the jackpot on machines and it's the cutest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing ever.

Easily the two hottest hotties in the entire game. They are the epitome of aesthetic. Did you buy it yet?

Great game, it's my new obsession. Super fun to play as both survivors and killers. It's amazing the amount of licensed characters they were able to get. My only complaints would be:

-That I would like to see a larger selection of maps

-AND AT LEAST 60% OF THE SURVIVORS NEED TO CALM THE ♥♥♥♥ DOWN.

Seriously, I run into a lot of cool people when playing as a killer. But all too often I'll either get people not playing the game right "for the meme"(as if we don't have a limited amount of time to spend on this planet)

Or the freakin made up rules. It's like they forget that you're supposed to kill them. If you play aggressively and run after them when they free their friends you're either "tunneling" or "camping". I guess you're supposed to respectfully run as fast as you can towards the other side of the map after hooking someone and ignore it when they get unhooked. Even if the moron unhooks them five seconds after you put them up there. And if you go after the same person that was unhooked, whether it be because that's who you ran into or because... you know, you have to hook a person 3 times to kill them and you know they're one hit away from going down again, then you are of course tunneling and a piece of sh** and cheating.

And of course if you hide and use a killer whose power is to be undetected then you're always camping. Especially if you win the match.


The tunneling and camping accusations will also be there even if the survivors pull every dirty trick in the book(like ganging up and blocking you from the hook).

The way I look at it is if you play as a survivor, chill out.

If you play as a killer, you will get comments on your profile from butthurt people. Keep those comments as badges of honor.

I personally love this clown.

I'm a bit of a n00b at this game at the time of this review but I like him. He's creepy, he has a unique and cool looking knife and he makes weird scary fat guy noises.

Essentially his ability is to throw bottles at peeps that make them cough and unable to see or move very well. It's very fun to use because I'm almost certain I'm making people really angry when I whip the bottles at them over and over as I chase them.

And also the girl character that the DLC comes with is pretty hot so there's that.

UPDATE: He's actually probably my favorite character. Seems weakish at first but the bottle upgrades are great and he's a real threat. Also, he's one of the few characters(on the survivor or killer side) that actually has really cool skins worth buying.