About me

-get nervous and stutter if i have to do basic math on the spot

-dodged the draft by breaking my own leg

-purveyor of counterfeit watches and jewelry

-have been playing heroes might and magic 3 for 16 years

-cologne and fragrance enthusiast

-very attentive to staying hydrated

-miss my old farm life

-good at cooking

-do not care about women

-own every jackie chan movie on dvd

-have multiple stab wounds/scars