Please have my children

HIIIII CUTIE ILY YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN THE BEST BESTIE I COULD'VE WISHED FORRRR. THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE WITH ME FOR YEARSSS, HOPE THAT WILL STAY THE SAME TILL OUR RETIREMENT AGE.
I REALLY HOPE FOR YOUR LONELY ASS THAT YOU'D HAVE MET A PRETTY GIRL BY THEN CUZ HELL NO YOUR SORRY ♥♥♥ ASS IS STAYING SINGLE THAT LONG.
ILY YOU DESERVE ALL THE LOVE AND POSITIVE THINGS (clueless) IN LIFE AND IF LIFE STILL GOES DOWNHILLS SOON WE'LL JUST BUNGEEJUMP OF A MOUNTAIN WITHOUT A ROPE :DDDDDD
LOVE YOUUUUUUU MY ♥♥♥ BESTIE 💖💞

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your face is going to meet my shoe.

Excuse me sir or ma'am, but I couldn't help but notice.... are you a "girl"?? A "female?" A "member of the finer ♥♥♥?"
Not that it matters too much, but it's just so rare to see a girl around here! I don't mind, no--quite to the contrary! It's so refreshing to see a girl online,to the point where I'm always telling all my friends "I really wish girls were better represented on the internet."And here you are!I don't mean to push or anything, but if you wanted to DM me about anything at all, I'd love to pick your brain and learn all there is to know about you. I'm sure you're an incredibly interesting girl--though I see you as just a person, really--and I think we could have lots to teach each other.

Holy sh*t, touch some grass dude.

hey, sowwy i saw youw pwofiwe and i just thought you wooked cute in youw pictuwe, i weawwy wanted to teww you that)) it's weawwy wawe to see giwws pwaying video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestwy im wike weawwy against misogyny and wike iww be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we shouwd weawwy pway w4d2 sometimes its a weawwy coow zombie game with a wot fo scawy moments, but dont wowwy iww be thewe to pwotect you ;) sowwy that wasnt fwiwting i sweaw im just twying to be fwiendwy i weawwy wike youw pwofiwe pictuwe sowwy was that too faw? weawwy sowwy im weawwy shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we shouwd tawk mowe you wook weawwy nice and fun xxx