Recent reviews by Man Falling Down Stairs, Ouch

Absolutely hot ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Bought it for mods, still cant even download the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THINGS I PAID FOR because their servers are so ♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥ you bethesda.

One of the greatest story driven games I have everseen. The deep love between jonthan and his sister is so caring and great. Only weird part is the sexual parts between them. It's gets really awkard and some times I feel like I need to stop jerking off to it, I just can't though. I love the part towards the end of the amazing long game where we find the killer of his mother and figure out it was really him. Then batmans comes out of now where and says "Luke I am father" then that sweet boss fight happens where you pull out a gun and just shoot him ending it all, then your sister comes out and another one of those weird sex scenes happens. The multi-player! OH the multi-player is just amazing. The way they piece together a love story over a whole orgy is just. Unblieveable. No other words come to mind. Mini games. Wow, I didn't even know that one game could have this much into it, and still run smoothly, and stupid hardmode. Ugh. Its really pathic, extreamly wasted space on your computer, but hey! I guess that what you get. Trump mode! WOWIE! That is just amazing, its pretty much a completly different game, where you just get a gun from the start, and you run for president. THE COSTUMES! Ohh, the costumes! Yes. OHHH YES!! Costumes! Mmmmmm. Costumes. Thats pretty much it. The game is amazing. Buy it for ever. XOXOX love you all babes.

-IGN 10/10

Castle Crashers is AMZING You need to buy it worth every pennie!