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New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 8:24am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2014 @ 1:12am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2017 @ 5:23am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2017 @ 2:57am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2017 @ 3:24am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2018 @ 3:54am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 8:33am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2018 @ 11:14am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 5 May, 2014 @ 2:05pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 8:18am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2018 @ 3:09am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2014 @ 1:02am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 8:13am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2015 @ 2:32pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 8:33am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 5 May, 2014 @ 2:10pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2017 @ 5:46am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2017 @ 6:34am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 7:47am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2018 @ 10:30am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2017 @ 11:31am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2014 @ 12:54am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 6:03am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2017 @ 10:57am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 1:48am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 5:41am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 8:21am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 8:33am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 11:11am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2015 @ 8:56pm



For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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