Recent reviews by l'mao za dong

Game so kawaii it makes my kokoro go dokidoki.

its aight.

A LITTLE WARNING BEFOREHAND
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EDIT
I've been notified that the game will actually run decently on computers with older, less powerful CPUs. Sorry for the confusion, however do note that if your computer does not meet requirements, the game will slow down significantly to the point where you're playing in slow motion (1/3 action speed) before your FPS begins to take a hit.

T̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶g̶a̶m̶e̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶C̶P̶U̶ ̶i̶n̶t̶e̶n̶s̶i̶v̶e̶,̶ ̶b̶u̶t̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶ ̶G̶P̶U̶ ̶i̶n̶t̶e̶n̶s̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶a̶t̶ ̶a̶l̶l̶.̶
I̶ ̶c̶u̶r̶r̶e̶n̶t̶l̶y̶ ̶h̶a̶v̶e̶ ̶a̶n̶ ̶I̶n̶t̶e̶l̶ ̶C̶o̶r̶e̶ ̶i̶7̶ ̶4̶7̶0̶0̶M̶Q̶ ̶@̶ ̶2̶.̶4̶G̶H̶z̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶I̶n̶t̶e̶l̶ ̶H̶D̶4̶6̶0̶0̶ ̶I̶n̶t̶e̶g̶r̶a̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶G̶r̶a̶p̶h̶i̶c̶s̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶i̶c̶e̶d̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶g̶a̶m̶e̶ ̶(̶s̶p̶e̶c̶i̶f̶i̶c̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶c̶h̶a̶r̶a̶c̶t̶e̶r̶ ̶a̶c̶t̶i̶o̶n̶)̶ ̶s̶l̶o̶w̶s̶ ̶d̶o̶w̶n̶ ̶s̶u̶b̶s̶t̶a̶n̶t̶i̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶w̶h̶e̶n̶ ̶I̶ ̶t̶r̶y̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶s̶t̶r̶e̶a̶m̶.̶ ̶I̶ ̶b̶e̶l̶i̶e̶v̶e̶ ̶i̶t̶'̶s̶ ̶b̶e̶c̶a̶u̶s̶e̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶C̶P̶U̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶p̶r̶e̶t̶t̶y̶ ̶m̶u̶c̶h̶ ̶o̶v̶e̶r̶l̶o̶a̶d̶e̶d̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶p̶o̶i̶n̶t̶ ̶w̶h̶e̶r̶e̶ ̶i̶t̶ ̶c̶a̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶p̶r̶o̶c̶e̶s̶s̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶a̶c̶t̶i̶o̶n̶s̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶g̶a̶m̶e̶ ̶d̶u̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶i̶t̶ ̶h̶a̶v̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶r̶e̶n̶d̶e̶r̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶v̶i̶d̶e̶o̶ ̶s̶i̶m̶u̶l̶t̶a̶n̶e̶o̶u̶s̶l̶y̶.̶ ̶I̶ ̶k̶n̶o̶w̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶i̶s̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶d̶u̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶g̶r̶a̶p̶h̶i̶c̶s̶ ̶p̶r̶o̶c̶e̶s̶s̶o̶r̶ ̶b̶e̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶o̶v̶e̶r̶l̶o̶a̶d̶e̶d̶ ̶a̶s̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶F̶P̶S̶ ̶s̶t̶a̶y̶s̶ ̶c̶o̶n̶s̶t̶a̶n̶t̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶s̶m̶o̶o̶t̶h̶.̶

THE REVIEW
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Try your best to not buy the PC version.

If you have a PS4 or Xbox One, buy DOA5LR for that instead.

They've really skimped on the PC version of the game.... Unfortunately.

Although the gameplay is still true to its nature, the corners they cut for the PC version is absolutely disgusting. Whats more is that there isn't very much compensation for the fact that we paid for the game but got an outdated PS3 version instead of the PS4/XB1 version new maps and new features. If Team Ninja patches or upgrades the game to the point where it is acceptable by both myself and the PC community, I will change my review and recommend the game to my friends but until then, I can't really say that I'm willing to accept what they've done nor will I be able to recommend this game to anyone.

Ran around in circles 6 hours. Got shot in the face. Made me mad. 5 Stars.

Failed all my exams. 5 Stars.