Kinleight's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2015 @ 3:52am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 19 Jul, 2015 @ 1:40am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 19 Jul, 2015 @ 1:40am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2015 @ 4:29am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 19 Jul, 2015 @ 12:33am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 19 Jul, 2015 @ 1:38am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 19 Jul, 2015 @ 2:42am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 19 Jul, 2015 @ 7:12am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 20 Jul, 2015 @ 4:32am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 20 Jul, 2015 @ 4:25am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 5 May, 2016 @ 7:55pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2015 @ 4:17am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 20 Jul, 2015 @ 3:37am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 20 Jul, 2015 @ 4:06am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 19 Jul, 2015 @ 6:58am

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Unlocked 6 Feb, 2019 @ 1:06am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 5 May, 2016 @ 8:19pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 19 Jul, 2015 @ 6:59am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 19 Jul, 2015 @ 1:32am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 19 Jul, 2015 @ 2:45am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 19 Jul, 2015 @ 6:32am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 5 May, 2016 @ 8:33pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2015 @ 3:49am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 19 Jul, 2015 @ 1:07am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 5 May, 2016 @ 7:31pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 19 Jul, 2015 @ 6:26am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 5 May, 2016 @ 7:40pm

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked 19 Jul, 2015 @ 5:43am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 28 Mar, 2016 @ 1:00am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 1 May, 2016 @ 12:05am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 5 May, 2016 @ 8:59pm

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Unlocked 6 Feb, 2019 @ 1:07am

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Unlocked 6 Feb, 2019 @ 1:06am

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Unlocked 6 Feb, 2019 @ 1:07am

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Unlocked 28 Mar, 2016 @ 12:56am

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.

Unlocked 5 May, 2016 @ 8:36pm

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Unlocked 1 May, 2016 @ 12:03am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

3 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

3 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

6 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

29 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

8 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

0 / 3

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

4 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

1 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

30 / 5,000