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I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
But then, he mentioned a name that caught me off guard. He said, "Jesus."
"Jesus."
"Je-SUS."
I couldn't believe my ears. My heart raced, and excitement surged through me. I let out a suppressed moan, unable to contain my joy. You see, I realized something incredible. The word "Jesus" contains "SUS" just like in Among Us! It was a divine revelation, merging my faith and gaming worlds in a hilarious way.
Note: It's important to approach religious topics with respect and sensitivity, as they hold deep significance for many people. The joke above attempts to bridge a popular video game reference with a religious term in a light-hearted manner.