I added this guy on steam after the worst date ever. He invited me over to his trailer and made me watch him play league while he farted the whole time. When he got up to use the bathroom there was a skid mark left in the chair and it was steaming.

I've never met this man in my life. (Referring to the below comment!)

This man took me out to dinner at a 'fancy restaurant' (he took me to In n' Out) and then MADE ME PAY for his order. He ordered 16 double-doubles and then proceeded to ask me if I would eat his ass. -4/10 date, also didn't shower. /srs