King Mallard
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this was fucking hell
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You will lose hours of your life because of this game. It will start as a "oh i'll just hop on for a bit." and quickly develop to "oh god its 7 in the morning already." A true test of self control and willpower... now if you don't mind its my turn again.
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last played on 16 Oct
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last played on 29 Aug
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Guppi 28 Mar, 2020 @ 2:01am 
Deep beneath the world they chitter and plan
ITS OVER 29 Aug, 2017 @ 8:42pm 
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ITS OVER 18 Mar, 2017 @ 5:17pm 
shut the ♥♥♥♥ up derpy ur mom lol
ultraviolence 5 Jun, 2016 @ 11:25am 
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Guppi 25 Nov, 2015 @ 2:13pm 
forgive english, i am Russia.
i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.
We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i ♥♥♥♥ this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I ♥♥♥ IN ASS"
FacePwn64 25 Nov, 2015 @ 2:09pm 
"I'm a serial killler, and I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate people. People are trash, killing them is no sin. Morality is just fiction. But I do love me some Izumi ♥♥♥♥♥. I see Konata getting married to Kagami, do you know what I do? I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ break in to that wedding, beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of the police who try to arrest me, and then rape the ever living day lights out of Konata. I see that little otaku princess moan like a slut, she loves it when her ecchi juices get out of her. She then ditches that tsundere ♥♥♥♥♥ for my big serial killer ♥♥♥♥. She loves it when I play killer and she plays victim. I rape her again, and watch her move on my boner. I may have killed only 83,324 people to get here, but it was worth the ♥♥♥♥♥. Konata's ♥♥♥♥♥ is mine, and if anyone says otherwise. I"ll nail their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ balls to the top of the Empire State building and set them on fire while ripping their entrails out."
-♥♥♥♥♥ Turtals 2: Secret of Grip