One time I was just chilling and heard a noise coming from Crimzo's room, You see i'm a good friend so i was worried and went to check on him. To my absolute horror, upon opening the door I was presented with the visual atrocity of Crimzo trying to fit 6 Tech Decks into his prolapsed a**hole horizontally. Ever since that day I haven't been able to play with my wonderful little finger boards the same way.

king eddy player end your life ♥♥♥♥♥♥

Hot tip: When someone yells pickpocket start searching for your wallet in the groin area and exclaim 'Thank God my wallet is safely tucked between my testicles'. The pickpocket will see this and assume that the wallet is there. These people usually have very supple and delicate hands so when they try to take your wallet you will instead get a pleasant fondling to your genital area.

The King body pillow you've been desperately begging me for is on it's way baby boy, and don't worry, I remembered to include the voice message that tells you how cool and sexy you are for playing tekken and not showering for 22 days <3<3<3

didnt expect a GoD to cancel

Congrats on GoD!!