1. Whatever Doesn't Kill You Makes You Depressed
2. Smoking kills, so does an SMS Kurfürst Friedrich Wilhelm with torpedo built in.
3. Being Happy is like a Moon Landing, it's not real
4. Dream is just capitalism propaganda to stop you from gaming
5. History never repeats, if it is then it's called playback
6. God is real.. Real unfair.
7. Street smart isn't a thing. It's an excuse to be stupid.
8. Listen to your elder, but don't follow them. You got all the internet wisdom anyway.
9. All is fair in war and love. LUL NOT ANYMORE, geneva convention? and try to kidnap a bride and let's see if it's not prison.
10. Never Judge a book it's cover. Judge a book by it just being a book.
11. If life has a D1CK then i'm his favourite WH0RE.
12. If there is smoke, there must be fire. life is a joke, everyone is liar.
13. Money is just a paper to wipes despair.
14. Work Hard, Play Hard, Life stay Hard.