Recent reviews by Kimiko

Makes me want to kill my friends. LET ME KILL THEEEEEEEEMMMMMMM... in game of course C:

Played 18hours straight.
I have no problem with optimization what so ever, just an old CPU so in cities it goes in 30fps hell but otherwise its stable and perfect outside, but about the game tho, cmon, these f*cking pawns, lets talk a bit about them, feature probably created by game journalist for game journalist.
You would surely love them if:
-No friend,
-No one to talk with IRL,
-U want an mmorpg feeling (but with bots) where everyone calls you Ser, Queen, King or Master
-You mostly talk to yourself or to some random AI on Google and like receiving compliments from them
-Wants to RP with bots like in those E3 games gameplay preview
They cant keep their mouth shut a single second; showing you the way of objectives, opening chests, gathering stuff like youre retarded or smth, youre forced to play with them cause if u rly want to PLAY the game its not doable Solo, just cant disable any pawn mechanic whatsoever. Can only mute them but still get their subtitles 24/7 and some random map markers that make u lose your mind.

Gameplay like MH World but a bit more swift,
Want a common points on all classes ? No roll, no parry, no block, no counter atk, cant get up faster, get downed for years by poison or bleed ?_? but u can spam EATING APPLES to refuse dying while stun locked by ennemy atks ! And cant see sh*t beside visual polution if u have 2 magic range in your team just sayin.
(U have those but some on midgame rogue, some on warrior only etc etc, aint got sh*t except an awful but stylish no target lock jump kick atk giving u no defensive tool as Archer for example)
There is a lot of "multiplayer" based spells and mechanics that just make u want to play with friends and no f*cking PAWNS.
(I wont even talk about cash shop and 1 save only, ty for reading)

Game not even released yet so WHY I JUST CANT STOP CREATING CHARACTERS AAAAAAAAAAAH
Also made a self portrait, find the best first preset and you're good to go, u can't ♥♥♥♥ up.

Rythm game + Hatsune Miku, what else can u ask for ?
Best rythm game with controller, I can still have my good old Playstation vibes on such a great game, easy to learn hard to PALI PA PA PA LI PA PO PALIPALIPAPI PA PI PA POOOOOOOOOO

MORE WEEBUwU WALLPAPER !!!!!
I cant stop changing.

KIMI POLICE, PUT THE GUN DOWN NOW, and make me cookies, not weed.

Fesses.

The voices... I hear theeem.... "puts the mask on"

146H pour le moment, sensation d'avoir fait le tour à 80h, ce jeu vous mange tout cru et vous force mentalement à farmer des trophées totalement inutiles sans récompense notable ni même la possibilité de flex en l'affichant où que ce soit, beaucoup de recyclage également, que ce soit les fights ou les décors/arènes.
Mais vous le savez, qui critique un jeu prouve qu'il est important dans son coeur <3

La limite de dmg est une mécanique de merde, tous les persos ont le même build, et pourtant quelle masterpiece ! (Sortez des bossfights viables, Proto-Baha pue la mort et le recyclé)

The game is all about making ONE choice, right at the beginning.
You either start an epic adventure with 0-1 friend and 2-3 NPCs and fully enjoy the storyline with them;
or you make it a Zoo playin with 3 friends.

Make the right choice, choose your destiny.