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*meows* *purrs* *rolls over and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dies* OwO

The overwhelming smell of honeydew corrupts my senses, a veil of light embraces me in a heavenly shroud of comfort. I look to my left, my door. I look to my right, my window. I take a moment to search my mind for the reason life is so beautiful, and after what seemed like hours, I thought "Hmm, Prides ♥♥♥♥ is long."

It is with deep sadness that I regret to inform you all that R. Lee Ermey ("The Gunny") passed away this morning from complications of pneumonia. He will be greatly missed by all of us.

Palpatine: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?

Anakin: No?

Palpatine: I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.

Anakin: He could actually save people from death?

Palpatine: The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

Anakin: What happened to him?

Palpatine: He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

Anakin: Is it possible to learn this power?

Palpatine: Not from a Jedi.

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I sexually Identify as a wave function that describes the quantum state of the system. Ever since I was a boy, I dreamed of combining the wave and particle theories of matter, and obtaining a complex-valued probability amplitude. People say to me that a person being both a particle and a wave is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a physicist install additional electrons, high energy photons, and relativistic mechanics on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Shrodonger” and respect my right to randomly decay and tunnel through objects. If you can’t accept me you’re a classical physicist and need to check your quantum privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Wrong, brother. I'm a 45 year old male who religiously plays club penguin. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ demolish these kiddos racing down slopes. These little ♥♥♥♥♥ can't comprehend my skill at club penguin. I can chick snowballs across the map and everything in between. I've spent upwards of $800 dollars on club penguin alone.

Atheists are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. They took a method designed to study the natural world, applied to supernatural concepts DIDNT FIND ♥♥♥♥ and said "♥♥♥♥ it! theres nothing there!" GENIUS! Next time you get a boner, crash that bad boy into a solid wall a dozen or so times then say "theres no such thing as ♥♥♥♥♥!" and tell me you arent a ♥♥♥♥♥♥, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!

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ADAM SANDLER RETURNS TO THE BIG SCREEN FOR ANOTHER MOVIE THAT'S FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY! WATCH AS HE PLAYS A DIVORCED FATHER JUST TRYING TO SHOW HIS KIDS THAT HE'S STILL HIP AND COOL, BE CAREFUL BECAUSE THINGS GET OUT OF HAND QUICK. THIS LOVING FAMILY WILL HAVE YOU LAUGHING OUT LOUD AS THEY TAKE YOU ON A RIDE AND TEACH YOU WHAT IT REALLY MEANS TO BE A FAMILY.

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