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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.7 hrs on record
Posted: 30 Jun, 2014 @ 1:34pm
Updated: 30 Jun, 2014 @ 1:39pm

Stay away.

Go with your gut: Look at it.
Hmm, that looks like crap, you think to yourself. But...I do like Metroidvania games, perhaps it's better than it looks! Can't hurt to check it out, right?

Wrong! There are no redeeming features to this game, it's really not worth your time.

It's hard to explain how it manages to be as bad and as bland is it does, and it rather mystifies me. It's like someone took a few ideas from various games, copied them, threw uninspired graphics on top of them, lumped in a bunch of extremely broken English and nonsensical 'plot,' and then finished by forgetting to put the fun in. The 'crafting' system seems extremely limited and beyond useless. The gameplay itself? It's extremely bland and unfulfilling. Again, it's a mystery how, exactly, it manages this.

Each aspect of the game alone sounds like it could be fun, but as a whole it somehow manages to be far less than the sum of its parts.

It's not even so bad it's funny. It's just blaaand. This game has nothing to offer. You've been warned.
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2 Comments
Kienan 30 Jun, 2014 @ 2:54pm 
Correct.
LonerGamerAlex 30 Jun, 2014 @ 2:31pm 
So what you are saying is that this game is not an asset to humanity?