Recent reviews by Kevinovicc

The small penis option isn't even that small

I only recently got the game and when I saw small was an option I was excited. As someone who is less fortunate in that department I thought it was super cool that there was representation for people like me since basically all you see if a game shows one is people absolutely hung. I select it to see the options are basically hung or average. Since on the character creator and the closet screen it's flaccid it can be hard to tell but it really doesn't look that small. Obviously it's not an issue that ruins the game for me or anything, the naming of the option just got my hopes up.

I hope it brings me the same joy as it did in my childhood

This game made me so violent i could shoot up a shopping mall. I'm not even American.