Book: "You were victimized, Wash was assaulted, and then Inara found you
here."

Inara (groggy): "And then I fell and hit my head. Like Wash."
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A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
-- Ogden Nash
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Yawd [noun, Bostonese]: the campus of Have Id.
-- Webster's Unafraid Dictionary
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<core> i'm glad Debian finally got into
polar-deep-freeze-we-arent-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥-you state finally.
-- Seen on #Debian shortly before the release of Debian 2.0
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If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every
word you say, talk in your sleep.
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Maturity is only a short break in adolescence.
-- Jules Feiffer
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Humor in the Court:
Q: The truth of the matter is that you were not an unbiased, objective
witness, isn't it. You too were shot in the fracas?
A: No, sir. I was shot midway between the fracas and the naval.
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Yo I trade my pudge arcana for any 10 Dota2 loading screens - if you want send me trade offer, I will accept

TELL DAT ♥♥♥♥♥ HE NO WATS UP SOFT ASS KID NEED 2 BLOCK ME I WILL KILL DAT ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ IN REAL LIFE SOFT ASS ♥♥♥♥♥ GOT CARRY BY DA HACKER I MAKE ♥♥♥♥♥♥ MAD LIKE YALL SOFT ASS

HEY BRO TELL YOUR SOFT ASS FRIEND HE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SUCK KID ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ GOT CARRY BY THE HACKER ALSO U DID 2 ♥♥♥♥♥ TELL DAT SOFT ASS ♥♥♥♥♥ 2 GET GOOD WITH A PISTOL SOFT ASS BUG LOOKING ASS ♥♥♥♥♥ DAM YALL BAD

+rep gave me premium succ

il buy your knife