Recent reviews by Kenalia

A+

its like overwatch, but like... the early days of overwatch.

Also, I now speak chinese.

Constant delays, promises that it will work on release, only to still not work 5 hours after the official launch.

Why even announce such an ambition game so close to launch if you weren't going to make it work? Sick and tired of companies thinking they can scam people like this.

It's not action-packed, it's not a strategic challenge, it's not the most life-wrenching story. It's a game. A game that made me feel happy, sad, confused and curious all at the same time.

Definitely recommend it,

Was fun until they nerfed everything but pistols. Now it's pretty dumb.

This game shows what a great team of developers can do. The story is simple, but the game plays it off in a way that complicates it enough to really rattle your brain, but still have you enjoy it. The protagonist isn't special in the that she has a unique personality or a unique backstory, but the writers have her say small things that make her seem both simple and amazing. The episodes are shorter than I would like them to be, but for the price they fit well. I was afraid of picking this up and it being a bad knockoff of TellTale games with an even worse story, but after playing it I have to say this is the next level of story-driven games. Definitely a must buy.

The music is amazing as well. Always fitting the mood of the game perfectly.

I poisoned someone's coffee, then took their clothes off so that I could poison other people's coffee.

10/10 Coffee Poison Simulator

You came to ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and buy Civ 5. Have you bought Civ yet?

It's pretty cool.




Also, it has like

3 tits.

It takes your titties and ♥♥♥♥♥ on them until they're a nice diarrhea titty mash to eat at thanksgiving.