I used to jerk off to angry birds.

When I was about 13 I LOVED angry birds, I had every game and bought every toy they had. One day I was playing angry birds when all of a sudden the big red bird turned me on. I couldn't stand it, I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big long Willy and start jerking. I never had felt so good, I soon continued to do this daily and never got bored of it! That big red bird was so hot and those blue ones were some cuties. I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day.

What if I... put my Minecraft bed... 😳 next to yours... 😳 aha ha, just kidding.. 😂 unless.. ? 😳

Let me tell you the story when the level 600 school gyatt walked passed me, I was in class drinking my grimace rizz shake from ohio during my rizzonomics class when all of the sudden this crazy ohio bing chilling gyatt got sturdy, past my class. I was watching kai cenat hit the griddy on twitch. This is when I let my rizz take over and I became the rizzard of oz. I screamed, look at this bomboclat gyatt

Bro thought he could become the next rizz king by doing the uncanny ankha zone dance like a sussy baka in ohio dont bro know quandale dingle already did the forgis on the jeep thug shaker banban style with baller bro aint ever making it out of oklahoma the ocky way that ♥♥♥♥ just plain uncanny like skibidi toilet bro bro got negative infinity morbin chill bill pizza tower barbenheimer rizz bro bro got that nathaniel b ahh griddy bro bro really thought he had that rise of gru grimace shake 1 2 buckle my shoe spiderverse whopper rizz bro o bro got that canon event baby gronk waffle house monday left me broken ahh drip in ohio bro we aint ever makin it out of ohio with bros goofy ahh dj khaled mr chedda sisyphus toxic gossip train pikmin 4 ahh rizz bro that aint even elephant mario titanic submarine god tier rizz bro do thats just uncanny like shadow wizard money gang ambatukam twitter x bro fr bro like bro lets go golfing in ohio kumalala savesta sbidi toiledt

I beat my meat to skibidi toilet. His smile is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HOT. God i wanna put it in inside of that toilet and make him beg. Whenever i see skibidi toilet ♥♥♥ comes out like a waterfall, whenever my classmates say anything related to toilets the entire school gets flooded with ♥♥♥ everywhere. Dafuqboom is truly the best artist of all time.

-Oglądacie może skibidi toilet? -Skibidi Toilet, co to jest? -Już opowiadam. Skibidi toilet to świetny serial oparty na problemach naszego świata, toczy się w nim nieskończona wojna którą twórca nawiązuje do Syzyfa. Wojne toczą kamera ludzie i skibidi toalety, czyli głowy wystające z kibla. -Pierdolisz farmazony. -Do kwadratu cię już pojebalo. -Nie zrozumiecie...