Recent reviews by Kearsarge

I will pirate all the other armor sets, ♥♥♥♥ You.

The game is very cool, HOWEVER
When using revolver type weapon, fired cartridges don't have a shot primer so they look exactly the same.
You can't hold back firearms with your left hand.
Manual chambering via the X button behaves inconsistently across weapons.
I like how there are open bolt weapons, this is a very great plus.
Some firearms look weirdly modeled, but it could be a stylistic choice, and they would still work IRL.
Overall realism score is about 8/10. With some changes it could have easily been 10/10.
(Also more of a nitpick, but I chose Survival as the difficulty setting and I was expecting something more akin to a survival, where you have to manage the ammo and other stuff, but it ended up just increasing the damage that the zombies do and making them faster. I couldn't beat the horde on the train, so I lowered the difficulty to standard.)
(I am beating the game on Apocalypse mode now, and what I wrote earlier was more of an skill issue, the shorty makes hordes a little bit easier, but pumping the weapon feels weird, because it moves to the right or left)

People in 5 years will have nostalgia for this

Kill nazis. Behead nazis. Roundhouse kick a nazi into the concrete. Slam dunk a nazi into the trashcan. Launch nazis into the sun. Stir fry nazis in a wok. Toss nazis into active volcanoes. Urinate into a nazi's gas tank. Judo throw nazis into a wood chipper. Twist nazis heads off. Report nazis to the IRS. Karate chop nazis in half. Trap nazis in quicksand. Crush nazis in the trash compactor. Dissect nazis. Stomp nazi skulls with steel toed boots. Lobotomize nazis. Vaporize nazis with a ray gun. Kick old nazis down the stairs. Feed nazis to alligators. Shoot nazis with a shotgun.

Imagine if Tarkov was a mobile game with skins that you can buy with real money, kinda like in CS2, also it was made by the Chinese

I wish somebody made a mod for Half-Life 2!
Garry:

It's groom, or get groomed, kiddo

In the steam's page trailer, there's a man getting cucked, other than that, it's a great game

there are NAKED, ANIME GIRLS, on my desktop, -rep I CANT USE MY PC BECAUSE I GOON WHEN IT TURNS ON

this game makes my brain feel very funny and happy