“Man I LOVE cheeseburgers like lemme tell ya how I make em! You gotta put some bacon on that thang, some cheese on that thang but don't get near me if it's mayonnaise cause i'm scared of it like I ever tell ya the time my buddy Keith, he opened up a jar of mayonnaise and it exploded and went everywhere. That made him vomit then he made ME vomit so ever since then I ain't ever eatin mayonnaise so NO mayonnaise on my burger ya got that?!" -Ellis





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