Clyde Willpower
Keith Heritage   United States
 
 
Keeper Of Things Is No More, Now I Rise From His Ashes!
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GENERIC INFO BOX OF SEMI-IMPORTANCE
Heya Nerds!
Just want to let you know that Random Invites will be turned down.
Here are some pointers!
1.If you Private anything, You're an instant no no!
2.Adding me for trading purposes is a waste of your time.
3.A Ban of any sort (Vac or otherwise) is an instant Bad Time! :sans:

Time to shout out my BFFs!

GOD TIER FRIENDS

Salty Compass
The Saltiest man alive, He's Tryhard Incarnate and a great team player, also doesn't tolerate ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. You'll usually see me with him.

Finn McLoud
Also known as Ampersans . This cool dude is the Finnest of McCools. Call him up for a good time! (Don't actually call him up.)

Freaky The Feesh
Just some weird lookin' fish I found in the river years ago. Great friend and epic cosplayer.

Not So Local Forest Femboy
A Submissive Gaymer with pride in one thing, Their fat cheeks. The only one on my friends list to my knowledge that speaks bottom instead of english. Very Misunderstood and very ebic.

Xidon the Weeaboo
Total weeb and IRL Friend. Complains about everything but is usually very chill.

Alish the Dim
Foreign Artist and also a WAMEN!!!! She's pretty cool and overall nice to talk to.

Sans :sans:
The boniest of the boners! Loves puns and basketball! If you don't like sans you stoopid.
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First things first, I had an account that had over 3000 hours on this game that's now gone. I'm no pro, never have and probably never will be, but this game has given me so many good times that it would be a crime not to rewrite my review!

Team Fortress 2 is... a way of life.

OK, let me explain, Team Fortress 2 is the OG Class Based Shooter that everybody loves, You play as 1 of 9 mercenaries for RED or BLU (Companies that practically rule this game's world). Nothing's different between these 2 companies other than their aesthetic of RED being warm and wooden and BLU being cold and industrial. Your goal as a mercenary is simple, Complete objectives, this can vary from Capturing a Briefcase (Capture the Flag), Pushing a Payload or stopping the enemy team from pushing the payload (Payload), Defend your company from Killer Robots by destroying them in waves (Mann vs Machine), Capture or Defend control Points (Attack/Defend, Control Points), and a bunch of other stuff.

Of course, that's all surface level stuff, when you delve into the abyss that is Team Defense Fort Part Two you find a whole community of people that keep this game alive!
It has your standard Game where you do objectives, but it also has Custom Game Modes, an Economy, Friendlies, an Official Comic Series with deep and entertaining lore, God tier Memes, Basically if I had to describe Team Fortress 2, It would be an FPS Themed Internet Simulator (Similar to VR Chat I would guess). As anything, this game is Better with friends.

Let's get to the PRO's and CON's shall we?

PRO'S:
-Gameplay is Solid, It's not perfection, but it's pretty close!
-Graphics and Art Style are great and have it's own charm
-Practically all the stock weapons are perfect and all the various other weapons are not necessarily direct upgrades to stock and add a bunch of styles of gameplay,
-All Classes are fun to play, Easy to pick up and are entirely skill based.
-Objectives are simple to figure out.
-Awesome Lore
-Character Customization with cosmetics that have no tactical advantage whatsoever.
-A FUNCTIONING ECONOMY
-A Sweet Community which keeps this game alive!

and now...

CON'S
-Very Confusing for New Players (Since the Tutorial is practically Worthless)
-Obtaining Weapons is either through Achievements, Random drops, or trading. (Especially ones that are practically necessary like the Ubersaw or Sandvich)
-Being a F2P is worthless in this game and often looked down upon nowadays, You have to buy something from the MannCo Store to become Premium (Psst, Get Mann Co Keys! They're totally worth it!)
-Random Crits
-Communication is Absolutely Necessary.
-Valve neglects the crap out of this game, even though it makes them the big bucks!
-Heavy Update is still not out...

Overall:
hat game gud, go play now.

I give this game 9 Gold Pans out of 10

Rest In Peace Rick May, the voice of The Soldier.

EDIT: Yes, Valve is combating the hackers in this game, which is weird since it's not in their character to do so.
Ikea Loyalist 31 ต.ค. @ 8: 16am 
Good feesh
Тыква 18 พ.ค. 2023 @ 8: 38am 
+rep pumpkin man was here
Flynn 13 มิ.ย. 2022 @ 7: 38pm 
very very stinky
No Self Preservation 16 พ.ย. 2021 @ 4: 22pm 
+50 Social Credit "Proud Communist"
local_stargazer 27 พ.ค. 2021 @ 7: 49am 
very good at TF2 duels
Akunai 4 พ.ค. 2021 @ 11: 00am 
Penis