I came from the planet of Britannia - Warrior of Dodgy condiments, Kikko-Mate, innit? The second you splash a wee bit of the ole vinegar, the decomposing fish down at the chippy gets almost edible innit? Destroy 'em other sauces wif too much flavour! Take this killer, PISS AN VINEGAR-KICK IN THE OLE CROWN JEWELS AN NICK YA WALLET WIF A KNIFE SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT!

SHOW ME! SHOW YOU! KIKKOMATE, KIKKOMATE. SHOW ME! SHOW YOU! KIKKO-MAAAAAAATE, innit?