About me:
-I am a 6'11" MAN who weighs in at 457 pounds (All muscle. Fat = FAKE NEWS! I have ZERO fat in my body), and loves a good time!
-I have Roman blood. It's true. Write that down.
-I own every type of weapon known to mankind, legal and illegal. They're just for show.
-I've crashed and burned 23 cars, and the one I miss the most was a 2nd Generation Santa Fe.
-I'm best friends with 70 different major brand CEOs and they get me into ALL sorts of events.
-I hate Harry Potter! Started the I Hate Harry Potter Club in 2004.
-Won in a fistfight with Floyd Mayweather because I used my feet. Wasn't recorded, so he will deny it every time when asked.
-I have proof of Atlantis.
-Shot Hitler dead but the world governments had to cover it up for PR purposes.
-Back in 2009 I restored the Roman Empire. It collapsed the same day. Still did it. Gonna do it again.
-Killed Billy Joel in 1998 for having sex with my wife. Any time you saw "him" after was actually a body double.
-Pulled 500 porks.