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krap 7 Apr @ 8:19am 
This guy have a little bell on his choker, when he shake his head it rings alot, like a little cat nya nya
krap 27 Mar @ 3:07am 
-rep toxic cant play helldivers, trolls and kill teammates, cant even speak english
STORA B 15 Mar @ 9:42pm 
Go selfdie you typica inbred ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ burger trump voter.
Viva la joe biden! Hopefully you get headstomped in the next coming days piece of ♥♥♥♥ burgerboy. Every vote for orangeboy is another schoolshooting !!!! Gun rights my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to your moms mouth haha loser. Not gonna be so tough after the election probably😂 flippin later son😂😂 gotta go now because all your female relatives are shouting for their daily headkicks👌🏽👌🏽 haha im the freakin man😂😂
krap 24 Jan @ 4:56am 
These comments disgusts me. 40% of the comments are 41 year olds pretending to be 14. The other 40% are 14 year olds pretending to be 41. And the remaining 30% just copypastes the longest message they can find. Grow up guys, grow up.
Studio 19 Dec, 2023 @ 3:53pm 
Kaplan is a fantastic player, just need to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting a few kills
krap 8 Dec, 2023 @ 12:22am 
Throwing smokes is my specialty. By 'specialty,' I mean I specialize in making sure they land everywhere except where they're supposed to. It's not a skill, it's a strategic form of throwing. All my nades like to explore the map, meet the local flora, and sometimes take a detour through another dimension. If there's a way to accidentally bounce a grenade off every wall on the map, you can bet I'll find it!
photostel 乡 29 Nov, 2023 @ 1:42pm 
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Kusse 17 Nov, 2023 @ 4:19pm 
+rep swish
76561198454548557 12 Nov, 2023 @ 1:14pm 
+rep pretty good player
Brookzfeld 8 Nov, 2023 @ 1:12pm 
-rep
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Kamala Harris 14 Jun, 2023 @ 1:40pm 
So you're going by Kaplan now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Paul from Andy EU main 10x. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time on launchsite. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a Turbo S. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. #CORED
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STORA B 20 Jul, 2021 @ 7:58am 
I'm telling you, this dude is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at bloco the other day and he was buying drinkbord and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said, "they help contain my full power so I don't completely $hit on these kids" and then he bunny hopped out the door, if you think you're good at fps games then you've probably never played against this dude before, because he's just that good.
STORA B 7 Jul, 2021 @ 12:59pm 
-rep childmolester
STORA B 30 Jun, 2021 @ 11:59am 
Red sus. Red suuuus. I said red, sus, hahahahaha. Why arent you laughing? I just made a reference to the popular video game "Among Us"! How can you not laugh at it? Emergeny meeting! Guys, this here guy doesnt laugh at my funny Among Us memes! Lets beat him to death! Dead body reported! Skip! Skip! Vote blue! Blue was not an impostor. Among us in a nutshell hahahaha. What?! Youre still not laughing your ass off? I made SEVERAL funny references to Among Us and YOU STILL ARENT LAUGHING??!!! Bruh. Ya hear that? Wooooooosh. Whats woooosh? Oh, nothing. Just the sound of a joke flying over your head. Whats that? You think im annoying? Kinda sus, bro. Hahahaha! Anyway, yea, gotta go do tasks. Hahahaha!
STORA B 27 Jun, 2021 @ 2:23pm 
In a fight? Here is what you do, my friend.

Bring your chin down to protect your neck while continuing to stare in his eyes. Bring up your hands and say "I don't want no trouble ya hear". Flex your traps and core. Slightly bend your knees.

Here comes the important part. In a low voice begin to say "wolowolowolowolowolo" slowly increasing in volume. He should be surprised by now. Begin to sway side to side and loosen all facial muscles and your anal sphincter and your kegal muscle. By now you should be pretty loud and your opponent will have stepped back and appear visibly shaken.

Begin to piss and ♥♥♥♥ yourself and let your eyes roll to the back of your head. By now, you're chanting "WOLOWOLOWOLOWOLO" at the top of your lungs.

He will run away. Everyone within a one mile radius will feel a terrifying presence within their soul.

Marvel as you ascend into your planar form.
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krap 24 Jun, 2021 @ 1:00pm 
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STORA B 22 Jun, 2021 @ 11:13am 
Man i remember when i used to be like you: sad, pathetic, and lonely. you seriously need to stop playing games and start doing life. i go to parties every night, and everytime i go to a party i always leave with a different girl, i can get all the ladies while YOU are just sitting your lonely A$$ over there, as matter of fact i'm literally having to wear diapers right now just to prevent myself from completely $hitting all over you.... oh? what's that? My Deepest apologies, But the nerve receptors in the auditory center of my brain couldn't comprehend what you were trying to communicate to me due to the fact that I have the Apple® Airpods™ from 2016 blocking any flow of sound waves from outside my ear from getting in. stop focusing on little games, its sad.
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STORA B 22 May, 2021 @ 4:00pm 
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krap 5 May, 2021 @ 2:03pm 
-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
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krap 22 Mar, 2021 @ 9:05am 
So you're going by Kaplan now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's krap from Medium 3. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time on launchsite. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a Turbo S. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. #CORED"
.ICE void 14 Mar, 2021 @ 10:32am 
Jeg elsker deg signed by DM Mar1ey
.ICE void 10 Mar, 2021 @ 9:37am 
You ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up kid. As I type this I have my modded PS2 running a track IP script on your post. Once I have triangulated your position in the world, my PS3 will release to your router my very own Pandora box virus. You won't notice it at first, but soon your lame PC will begin to work against you in ways you can't even imagine. First your graphics card will start to emit the flu virus, your ram will be uploaded online so everyone will be able to use it, your motherboard will slowly secrete acidic resin which will fry the electronics. The processor will be fine, just to give you hope.
You will be left with a husk of a machine, all because you decided to critique my mental ability... was it worth it?
Not even your mummy can help you now ♥♥♥♥ boy
nex 14 Feb, 2021 @ 9:38am 
+rep jag gick först med swish, snabbt och smidigt
Androgelv 11 Feb, 2021 @ 1:45am 
hi, can you send me friend request? i cant add you, idk why
STORA B 26 Oct, 2020 @ 9:23pm 
-REP
STORA B 26 Oct, 2020 @ 9:23pm 
SUCH BOOSTED ONLY MAYBE YOU PLAY FOR EXITS AND PLANTS/DEFUSES LOL NERD
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+rep snabb och smidig trade
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peanut brain
qek 2 Dec, 2019 @ 11:17am 
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rat bastid 2 Nov, 2019 @ 5:12pm 
Added about ur talon fade, wanted to make an offer! Thanks
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+rep, han gick först med några tusen :)
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+rep swish
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