Zaunkoenig M2K
(1600CPI; @10-20cm/360)
Also owns two M1Ks for some reason.
Artisan Shidenkai L Mid
piiiiiiinnnnkkkkk c:
olkb EOTW rev6 Planck
(zealpc 62g Zealios V2 (Krytox 205g0) w/ RAMA Grid Set A (032U))
Currently using colemak and dreaming about building a lalboard.

-"All the good pilots are dead"
-"I'll never leave your pizza burning"
-"This is how good of a pilot I am!"
-"What kind of weapon?"
-"Behind a screen the world go skrra"
-"Smart-E hate to see a man win"
-"how can one's forehead be so big yet so small"
-Rightly claimed the title Captain by winning a fair duel against another Captain, who was demoted down to Not the real Captain
-"Schnelle nane essen > Schnelle Bahn essen > ICE essen > Brudi muss schnellen ICE essen > Du bist nicht du wenn du hungrig bist, schnelle Bahn"
-"Sips pinecone tree"
-"Can finally die on the 19th of August 2019 at 4:20am"
-"I mean, you can say that if you want but you're not making a word out of aoeui"
-"A wonderful story, backed up by a tune; They thought to themselves, staring at the fire. As it came to an end, and the guitar rang out, "BLUESCREEN :(" Shouted the computer, the computer couldn't handle such gracefulness."
-"It's important to promote equality by raising them above the rest."
-"look if you dont actively support something and make sure to make that abundantly clear then that means you are not only against it but support the worst possible alternative"
-"I think women have a lower mortality rate from corona, what if gaming, just makes you a woman?"
-"women do have two lumps of fat to keep buoyancy"
"yeah but what about big gamer balls?"
"Those are just anchors"
"make you sink even faster"
"Nah, those are dense"
"weigh you down"
"piss is denser than water?"
"Hmm
"An interesting theory you pose"
"Piss is stored in the balls after all"
-"GAME, LET ME MOOOOOVEEE"