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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 5:24pm

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2020 @ 3:55pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 11 May, 2020 @ 4:49pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 5:06pm

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 16 May, 2020 @ 4:49pm

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 4 May, 2020 @ 3:02pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 4 May, 2020 @ 3:01pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 4 May, 2020 @ 3:06pm

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 5:04pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 4 May, 2020 @ 3:44pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 5:16pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 3:30pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 3:52pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 1:04pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 1:57pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 2:20pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 2:59pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2020 @ 3:24pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2020 @ 4:47pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2020 @ 5:04pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 13 May, 2020 @ 4:22pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 13 May, 2020 @ 4:09pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2020 @ 4:57pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2020 @ 3:37pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2020 @ 4:59pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2020 @ 3:59pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2020 @ 4:18pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2020 @ 4:49pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2020 @ 4:53pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2020 @ 3:33pm

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2020 @ 4:12pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2020 @ 4:07pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 3:40pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 16 May, 2020 @ 4:14pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 11 May, 2020 @ 4:20pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 2:31pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2020 @ 3:41pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 10 May, 2020 @ 3:56pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 13 May, 2020 @ 3:57pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 14 May, 2020 @ 3:26pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 16 May, 2020 @ 4:20pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2020 @ 5:07pm