Peliaika viimeisen 2 viikon aikana:
0h

Näytä maailmanlaajuiset saavutustilastot
Tilastojen vertailu omiisi vaatii kirjautumista
89/89 (100%) saavutuksista avattu:
Henkilökohtaiset saavutukset
 

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Avattu 5.7.2022 klo 11.44

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Avattu 5.7.2022 klo 13.30

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Avattu 21.10.2021 klo 14.15

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Avattu 6.8.2022 klo 13.05

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Avattu 5.7.2022 klo 11.49

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Avattu 21.12.2022 klo 14.24

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Avattu 5.7.2022 klo 13.35

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Avattu 7.7.2022 klo 8.44

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Avattu 7.7.2022 klo 10.01

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Avattu 8.7.2022 klo 6.39

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Avattu 8.7.2022 klo 7.23

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Avattu 8.7.2022 klo 8.30

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Avattu 22.7.2022 klo 19.14

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Avattu 21.12.2022 klo 14.24

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Avattu 8.7.2022 klo 7.55

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Avattu 14.7.2022 klo 14.31

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Avattu 21.12.2022 klo 14.24

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Avattu 14.7.2022 klo 14.29

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Avattu 8.7.2022 klo 6.59

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Avattu 21.12.2022 klo 14.24

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Avattu 7.7.2022 klo 9.46

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Avattu 10.7.2022 klo 3.36

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Avattu 12.7.2022 klo 16.05

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Avattu 7.7.2022 klo 9.44

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Avattu 10.7.2022 klo 4.34

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Avattu 12.7.2022 klo 15.48

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Avattu 1.11.2021 klo 13.33

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Avattu 10.7.2022 klo 3.51

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Avattu 13.7.2022 klo 1.34

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Avattu 21.12.2022 klo 14.24

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Avattu 16.10.2022 klo 8.12

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Avattu 8.7.2022 klo 8.42

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Avattu 8.7.2022 klo 8.43

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Avattu 21.12.2022 klo 14.24

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Avattu 21.12.2022 klo 14.24

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Avattu 21.12.2022 klo 14.24

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Avattu 21.12.2022 klo 14.24

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Avattu 21.12.2022 klo 14.24

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Avattu 1.11.2021 klo 13.36

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Avattu 21.10.2021 klo 14.15

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Avattu 21.7.2022 klo 7.08

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Avattu 9.7.2022 klo 5.26

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Avattu 8.7.2022 klo 8.25

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Avattu 8.7.2022 klo 7.50

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Avattu 6.8.2022 klo 13.06

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Avattu 16.10.2022 klo 8.14

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Avattu 8.7.2022 klo 6.40

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Avattu 7.7.2022 klo 9.48

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Avattu 5.7.2022 klo 13.37

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Avattu 12.7.2022 klo 15.44

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Avattu 5.7.2022 klo 11.58

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Avattu 5.7.2022 klo 11.53

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Avattu 5.7.2022 klo 11.41

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Avattu 12.7.2022 klo 15.45

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Avattu 21.7.2022 klo 7.31

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Avattu 21.12.2022 klo 14.24

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Avattu 13.8.2022 klo 14.08

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Avattu 14.7.2022 klo 14.38

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Avattu 9.7.2022 klo 5.07

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Avattu 12.7.2022 klo 15.43

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Avattu 12.7.2022 klo 15.34

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Avattu 21.12.2022 klo 14.24

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Avattu 24.7.2022 klo 13.50

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Avattu 24.7.2022 klo 13.37

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Avattu 12.7.2022 klo 16.25

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Avattu 21.7.2022 klo 8.53

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Avattu 7.8.2022 klo 17.17

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Avattu 22.7.2022 klo 19.17

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Avattu 23.7.2022 klo 8.27

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Avattu 23.7.2022 klo 9.13

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Avattu 4.8.2022 klo 9.35

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Avattu 14.8.2022 klo 9.11

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Avattu 21.12.2022 klo 14.24

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Avattu 21.12.2022 klo 14.24

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Avattu 21.12.2022 klo 14.24

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Avattu 21.12.2022 klo 14.24

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Avattu 21.12.2022 klo 14.24

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Avattu 21.12.2022 klo 14.24

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Avattu 21.12.2022 klo 14.24

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Avattu 21.12.2022 klo 14.24

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Avattu 3.8.2022 klo 13.43

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Avattu 21.12.2022 klo 14.24

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Avattu 21.12.2022 klo 14.24

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Avattu 21.12.2022 klo 14.24

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Avattu 14.8.2022 klo 10.31

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Avattu 21.12.2022 klo 14.24

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Avattu 21.12.2022 klo 14.24

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Avattu 10.7.2022 klo 3.55

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Avattu 7.7.2022 klo 9.48