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And so it begins...

Make your first kill.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 3:50am

Oh, you press F1!

Start the second level.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 3:56am

Forrest Gump

Run for 5 minutes.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 4:00am

How Kevorkian!

Perform your first execution.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 4:08am

Patrick Bateman

Make 100 kills.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 4:11am

Dexter

Make 1000 kills.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 9:03am

Half-mast hard-on

Complete level 10.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 8:46am

Get a girlfriend

Complete the game.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 12:55pm

From my cold, dead hands

Complete a level with less than 10 health.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 12:22pm

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

Fight an ostrich.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 8:44am

The Hell's Fargo Wagon

Firebomb the band.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 4:12am

Took a banger in the mouth

Take a rocket to the face.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 3:51am

Bad touch!

Touch someone while burning.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 4:01am



Dirty knees

Duck under a rocket.

Mickey and Mallory

Make 10000 kills.
1,937 / 10,000

Bulletstorm

Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
37,288 / 1,000,000

Peter North would be proud

Hit 100,000 targets.
22,418 / 100,000

Holes is holes

Take 10,000 hits.
3,055 / 10,000

Z for Zachariah

Complete the game having killed everything.

Boondock Saint

Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die

I swear, the AR is for hunting!

Complete the game using only the M16.

Army of One

Use every weapon in the game.

You want our autograph too?

Watch all the credits.

Ballmer Baller

Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.

Never nude-ist

Kill a naked person.

Sissy

Enable cheats.

I'm afraid I just blue myself!

Commit suicide.