ATTENTION COMRADES!!!! 同志們了 THIS IS TO INFORM YOU THAT YOU MUST SUBMIT YOURSELF TO THE CHINESE COMMUNIST!!!!! 這知你，你降 WE WILL BE TAKING OVER TAIWAN 我接台灣 AND RAIDING LEE'S SOCK DRAWER 以及世界地方 THIS IS AN IMPORTANT OPPORTUNITY FOR ALL OUR FUTURE UNDERLINGS TO LEARN HOW TO LIGHT + RAIL 這都是機會 JOIN OUR PROPAGANDA NOW AND RECIEVE +100 SOCIAL CREDITS IN ADVANCE 立即傳活動，+50 GB/S BANDWITH INCREASE 提得 +1 SPONGEBOB TIMER SKIN +100 AWP FADES 社會信用 IF YOU IGNORE THIS MESSAGE AFTER SEEING IT, WE WILL REMOVE ALL YOUR CSGO SKINS AND YOUR DERANKING WILL TAKE PLACE AFTER WE TAKE OVER THE WORLD 如果您在此忽略此消息，FAILURE TO RESPOND WILL SUBJECT IN A 72 HOUR ASS SPANKING BY LEE THORNHLL AND FORCED VIEWING OF LOGI PLAYING LEAGUE OF LEGENDS (WHAT IS WORSE?) 我們的信用，並在行您死刑 THE CCP (CRUSH'S CREW PARTY) SHALL REIGN ETERNAL 中統治 GLORY TO GAMER'S REPUBLIC OF CHINA 中華人民共和

I am 13 – mature for my age, however! – and I enjoy watching Invader Zim with my girlfriend. (I am bisexual. Please approach this subject maturely.) It is our favorite television show, as it adequately displays stochastic manners of behavior such as we possess.

She behaves without order – of course – but I wish to meet more individuals of her and my kind. As the saying goes, “the more, the merrier.”

Ah, it is to laugh. Anyway, I hope to make many friends here, so please comment freely.

Doom!

That is simply one of many examples of my random actions. Ha, ha. Fare thee well. I wish you much love and waffles.

Yours,

The Penguin of Doom.

You say badger, I say Tristan
You say socks, I say Lee
You say turmeric molester, I say joker
You say haggis, I say hero
You say weeb, I say Stef or Tristan again
95% of discord users have turned to calling Lee the worst Air Force Gen on Generals. If you are part of the 5% that is convinced he isn't just playing Flight Sim, Copy and paste this message to https://steamproxy.net/id/KaLi88/ and let him know you are a supporter

-Rep promised me £200 for giving him some pictures of myself modelling for his portfolio. Turned out he is just a weirdo that wants to not buy games and screams 'Barmy Army' & 'It's A Corner'. Sometimes pretends he's the 3rd chuckle brother. I think he grew up in Austria as a young boy post world war 2.

+rep for oddly accurate vacuum noises and

WORST AIR FORCE GENERAL OF ALL TIME -REP

+rep ❤️❤️