Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite..... BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

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♥♥♥

I'm trying😢 to get me some trans🤖 ♥♥♥♥♥ 😺💦. Like ♥♥♥♥💩 it ain't natural🌱but that coochie😛💦 be custom👌built🤖. Probably got some 🤟velvet 😍heated🔥interiors. Auto 😤lavender-scented🌸 lube dispensers💦 so that coochie😺 staying wet🌊 but not smelling🤢 like a zoo. Little robo🤖 hands🙌 that reach👋out and cradle🤲😍 your balls🏀⚾ while you hamming🔨 on that pseudo-snatch. A drain💧 vacuum for all👍the nuts🍆💦 you blast💥in there so you ain't🌀🌪️stirring your own porridge🥣 for round 2🤢. You guys🙎‍♂️be hating😪on trans🌈 people, even😮during their own🌗month, but there's all🌟kinds of potential there. ♥♥♥♥💢all that normal🤢sloppy coochie, get yourself some trans🤖super💥 coochie. They're called🌈 trans because that😺 ♥♥♥♥♥ be transforming👾your life.

Oh mine GOD😳😳, I accidentally 🙈🙈 hath sent 😳 thou a picture of mine phallus 🍆🍆...prithee delete it!!❌❌ ‘Lest..though desire to look?😏😏 Haha i jest....😂😂 Delete it.❌🛑Should thee crave..?😳🙈...Haha nay,❌ Banish it.❌❌ ‘Lest?..😳🙈

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦

your name is too far

♥♥♥♥♥ wet as my nans grave when i dont water it

feed me

💞Daddy💞 be nimble🚶🏻 Daddy be quick🏃🏻💨 Daddy has a rock🗿 hard ♥♥♥♥ 🍆😍! 1️⃣cummy💦 2️⃣cummy💦💦 3️⃣cummy💦💦💦 4️⃣💦💦💦💦! Daddy ♥♥♥♥💦 so much he can't ♥♥♥ any more🙈🙉🙊! Ghost cummy👻💦 Ghost cummy👻💦 don't be scared❌😖❌! There's always more cummies💦👅 that can be shared👬! Daddy makes me ☁️squishy☁️ Daddy makes me 💧wet💧Daddy treats me like his little pet🐈🐩🐕! Send this to 69 💯TRUE💯 Daddy's or else you'll 🚫never🚫 get any cummies💦💦💦 again 😦😳😎‼️

ur a depressed nonce

What's good 😜 u candy cane ♥♥♥ guzzler 👅🎄DICKCEMBER🎄 is here and u know what that means ❄ HOE HOE HOE season has arrived 🎅 put on your rudolph panties 🔴 pop ur peppermint ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍬 and sit by the fireplace with some hot COCKLATE 🍆☕if u want to get RAWED 👉👌 under the mistletoe 🌿 this christmAss 🎁 send this to 15 of your sluttiest elves 👩👨 if u get 0 back 😔 ur an UGLY GRINCH👀 if u get 5 back 😌 ur a SEXY SNOWMAN ⛄⛄if u get 10 back 😘 ur a BAD JINGLE BELL ♥♥♥♥♥ 🔥🙌 SHARE in 69 😉💦 seconds or you won't be gettin ♥♥♥♥♥♥ down 😱 in 2❕0❕1❕8

Woah💦 Woah💦 Woah💦 Hold on💦 Stick em UP🙆🙆🙆🙆 THAT'S RIGHT🔫 THIS IS A ROBBERY🔫 Hand over the CUMMIES🔫💦💦 and no DADDY😫👨😨 gets hurt 📨Send this to your naughtiest👄 little 👄partners in crime 😏🔫😏🔫 and you'll get 💰💰💰SACKS💰💰💰 OF CUMMIES🍆💦💦💦 Get 5🔳 back, you're a 💓squishy💓 little rebel without a cause💋💋💋💋💋 Get 10🔳 back, you're a 😎😎😎career cummie💦 criminal 🙆🔫🔫 bustin all the daddies👨🌽🍆 banks💰💴 Get 15🔳 back, you're a little 😼😼FAT CAT😻😻 with mad stacks💰💦 of CUMMIES💰💦 Get 20🔳 back, you're the 👑👑CUMMIE 💦💦💦 QUEEN👑👑

👻👻👻BOO! Srry did I scare you??? it's October 🎃👻💀👽🌑 you know what that means SLUT-O-WEEN 👯 send this to 10 of your 10 sluttiest ghost ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ if you get 5 back you're a slutty witch but if you get 10 ur the spookiest ♥♥♥♥♥ on the block🎃👯🔥💀👻

Girl: do u want me to be with you forever ?
Boy: NO
Girl: Do u like me ?
Boy: NO
Girl: would u cry if I walked away ?
Boy: NO
the boy grabbed her arm and said
Boy: I don't want to be with you forever ....... I need you forever , I don't like you I LOVE YOU !! , i wouldn't cry if you walked away......... I would DIE !!
(boy whispers) stay with me..
(girl whispers) I will...
Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they love you.
Something good will happen to you between 1-4 pm.
Tomorrow it could be anywhere !
Get ready for the shock of your life
If you don't post this into 5 other comments..... You will have relationship problems for the next 10 years

you should have killed yourself already

ur nan has the hairiest minge i've ever seen, worse than my dad grandads beard with herpes on it

Merry Christmas!

CILLA BLACK IS DEAD

ey mate u left a ♥♥♥♥ bag of ket on me table from that wiked nite out we ad the other day like

genital warts

Love u bae

Heeeeeeeeey boii