If you spent half as much time on that damn game as you did talking to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, maybe you'd have a girlfriend or lost your virginity by now. Nope. Instead you still play that stupid ass cartoon shoot'em up game with your loser online friends, getting zero ♥♥♥♥♥. You are never laying a finger on a woman in your sorry lifetime.

Used to see this guy hound bags at afters and bang two chicks in one night. Now he's too busy with his "fiance" to schmooze a few tall boys on discord over some Dota 2. Gone soft on me bud

Got my old and my new ♥♥♥♥♥, they baby daddy can't ♥♥♥♥ with me

Take my Perc' fast 'cause I'm already high and I might lose it

Send your son 2-3 year Dagestan and forget

i am coolguy :3 :boykisserSmug: :boykisserX3:

✩ ~ he/him
✩ ~ 19
✩ ~ 5'6''
✩ ~ meow