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otrave salsa y picante y no fuemo
Once you have all the bagels, you make the rules. What will be the people of the town do without bagels? How can they enjoy their hazelnut soy latte's without a nice, soft but also crunchy bagel? They can't. They can't at all.
I walk around my town with the bagels in a big clear garbage back. They're still warm, so the bag fogs up, it steams out of the opening a bit in the cold air. There's still some booze on my breath but I'd probably blow under the limit. This town is mine, I am the bagel man. Fear me. Love me.
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HuniePop - 242 hours played
calls me a virgin because of playing hoi4 lol
btw this guy always wrote pog-poggers on every round that his team won lol so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cringe