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38 of 50 (76%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2014 @ 4:51pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2014 @ 5:41pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 4:57pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 3:45pm

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2014 @ 9:26am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 10:19am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2014 @ 9:26am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2014 @ 4:01pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 2:09pm

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2014 @ 9:26am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2014 @ 4:48pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2014 @ 8:42am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2014 @ 9:26am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2014 @ 9:26am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2014 @ 9:26am

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2014 @ 9:26am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2014 @ 9:26am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2014 @ 9:26am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 1:17pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 4:21pm

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2014 @ 9:26am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 10:04am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 12:13pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 5:20pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 4:52pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 12:43pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2014 @ 7:18am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2014 @ 9:26am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2014 @ 6:19am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2014 @ 9:26am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2014 @ 9:26am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2014 @ 6:37am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2014 @ 9:26am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2014 @ 3:47pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2014 @ 4:28pm

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 3:32pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 2:27pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 5:22pm



Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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