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51.7 hrs on record (24.4 hrs at review time)
The best game ever, i wish they add sex
Posted 27 December, 2024.
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83.2 hrs on record (83.1 hrs at review time)
I played this after 1.0 and it's a masterpiece, i hope they still updating and adding more stuff
Posted 27 November, 2024.
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75.9 hrs on record
I remember playing SCP with 8 years old, now I have 21 and PLEASE MARIA COME BACK, I MISS YOU
Posted 29 November, 2023. Last edited 3 August, 2024.
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4 people found this review helpful
3.2 hrs on record (1.3 hrs at review time)
I cant believe im the only person in the world playing this right now, this game is so good, PLEASE CREATOR OF THE GAME ADD RANKED THATS THE ONLY WAY TO KEEP PLAYERS, PLEASE ADD RANKED
Posted 28 November, 2023. Last edited 5 December, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
38.0 hrs on record (3.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
How and why is this game a masterpiece, i just joined on a random server and i met the funniest guys ever, the game is good, the comunity is amazing, what else do you want men? just buy it
Posted 27 November, 2023.
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3.8 hrs on record (3.4 hrs at review time)
I like playing this game with my Girlfriend.













I don't have one
Posted 11 October, 2023. Last edited 3 August, 2024.
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2.6 hrs on record
UNO is the ultimate test of friendships, a card game that can turn your buddies into temporary arch-nemeses and your grandma into a wild card-wielding superhero. With more rules than a tax code, UNO will make you question your sanity as you navigate the treacherous waters of Skip cards, Draw Twos, Wilds, and the dreaded Wild Draw Fours. The game's defining moment? The "calling UNO" rule, where forgetting to shout it out is a ticket to card-pocalypse. So if you're looking for a hilarious way to strain relationships and make epic memories, UNO is your ticket to laughter, betrayal, and maybe even redemption.
Posted 11 October, 2023.
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3.4 hrs on record
If you're sad, play this game, bet you won't be sad by the time you smash your keyboard on the wall
Posted 11 October, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
214.9 hrs on record (91.6 hrs at review time)
Stardew Valley, developed by ConcernedApe (Eric Barone), is a captivating indie farming simulation game that has captured the hearts of players since its release in 2016. This review will delve into various aspects of the game, from its charming gameplay mechanics to its endearing characters and immersive world.

Gameplay (9/10):
Stardew Valley's gameplay is its heart and soul. The core objective is to transform a dilapidated farm into a thriving, productive oasis. Players plant crops, raise animals, mine for resources, and engage in a wide range of activities to develop their farm. The pacing is incredibly satisfying, with each day in the game offering opportunities to progress while being limited by the in-game clock. It's a delicate balance of time management and strategic decision-making that keeps players coming back for more.

The game also features various festivals, events, and community activities that add depth and variety to the experience. Fishing, combat in the mines, and building relationships with the townsfolk are just some of the activities that round out the gameplay.

Graphics and Sound (8/10):
Stardew Valley's pixel art style is reminiscent of classic SNES games, and it works brilliantly. The visuals are charming and nostalgic, bringing a sense of warmth and familiarity to the game. The colors are vibrant, and the changing seasons are reflected beautifully in the environment.

The soundtrack, composed by ConcernedApe himself, is a masterpiece. Each track complements the mood of the game perfectly, from the soothing melodies of spring to the more melancholic tunes of winter. It's a soundtrack that enhances the overall experience and immerses players in the world of Stardew Valley.

Story and Characters (8/10):
While Stardew Valley doesn't boast an elaborate narrative, it makes up for it with its lovable and well-developed characters. The townsfolk have distinct personalities, and as you interact with them, you'll discover their individual quirks, secrets, and stories. Building relationships with the residents of Pelican Town is a delightful and rewarding aspect of the game, as it unlocks unique events and opportunities.

There are also overarching storylines involving the mysterious Joja Corporation and the enigmatic wizard, which add intrigue and depth to the world.

Replayability (10/10):
One of Stardew Valley's strongest suits is its replayability. With a multitude of farm layouts, different character professions, and various approaches to gameplay (farming, mining, fishing, etc.), each playthrough offers a unique experience. Mod support further extends the game's longevity, allowing players to customize their farm and gameplay to their liking.

Multiplayer (9/10):
Stardew Valley offers a multiplayer mode that allows you to collaborate with friends on the same farm. This adds a new layer of enjoyment as you work together to achieve your farming goals. Whether it's expanding the farm, participating in festivals, or just hanging out in the game's cozy world, the multiplayer feature adds an extra dimension to the Stardew Valley experience.

Conclusion:
Stardew Valley is a remarkable indie gem that delivers an enchanting blend of farming, exploration, and community-building. Its timeless charm, deep gameplay mechanics, and endless replayability make it a must-play for gamers of all ages. This game is a testament to the passion and dedication of its solo developer, Eric Barone, and it continues to be a heartwarming escape for anyone seeking a digital haven away from the hustle and bustle of the real world. If you haven't experienced the joys of Stardew Valley, it's time to pick up your hoe and start farming!
Posted 9 October, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
Early Access Review
The best part is when you close ThE GamE
Posted 17 September, 2023. Last edited 3 August, 2024.
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