Hi all, this is my first post so excuse any mistakes. My husband and I have been married for about 5 years now, and it's been a very fulfilling relationship. However, recently I have discovered a problem. My husband has a friend who l'Il call Clive. I saw my husband Ming him about "sussy cheeks" and looked into it. It turns out my husband is an avid fan of the game "among us" and as ridiculous as it sounds he has a terabyte of saved pornography from the game that he shares with Clive. I feel so insecure and am worried about how this will affect our sex life; will he force me to dress like a crewmate?? Advice appreciated.

I just cooked myself a gourmet meal because I really want to enjoy writing this. I had to watch you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ larpers with your huge ass trucks and a bunch of rightwing stickers. Now I love the thought of them selling their stupid trucks to get a used toyota. I just absolutely love the idea of these people being put in their place. I feel bad for the people who genuinely need them because their job requires them to transport heavy ♥♥♥♥ in poor communities. That genuinely sucks ass. But most of you ain’t that. I can’t wait to clean this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fascist filth off the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ streets and everyone will get to drive practical vehicles. It’s only a matter of time before electric vehicles are advanced enough to market to meatheads but it just won’t be the same. It’s like someone cut your balls off. Oh wait, you couldn’t even get a vaccine so you never had those. This truly is a brighter future.

I spend 5 hours masturbating before my prostate exams. I edge, and edge, and edge, until a butterfly sneezing on my taint could bring me to orgasm. I tactfully shuffle my way down to the doctor's office and when he lubes up I nearly ♥♥♥ every time. But I've trained my keggle muscles enough to the point where I can hold in Mount Vesuvius's wrath. then as soon as he puts the smallest bit of pressure on my prostate | unleash with the fury of a lion hunting it's prey. As the room gets covered in my hot sticky juices the doctor looks on disgusted and leaves the room. I always go to a hospital far away from where I live to get it so that I don't have to go in for surgery under the doctor that | busted to. Best thing is we have free healthcare here, so the doctor gets me off and it's covered by taxpayers. That's my fetish.

Konichiwa Kripp-kun AYAYA . This is your kawaii kouhai Aya-chan, calling in from Nihon. I have noticed a severe lack of cute emotes in chat tonight, and instead all I see are baka dansgame and baka nammers. This is not very sugoi, and I would appreciate it if your chat showed more respect for Japanese culture by typing kawaii emotes like AYAYA and AstolfoSmile . Arigato gozaimasu <3

*glocks ♥♥♥♥*

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