*ribbit* 🐸 cute? 😳 im not cute 😓 i mean my parents 👨‍👩‍👧 call me cute ☺️ but honestly 👉👈 ive never ❌ heard it 👂 from someone else 🗣 before 🥰 thanks i guess? 😳

Ho ho ho ha ha, ho ho ho he ha. Hello there, old chum. I’m gnot an gnelf. I’m gnot a goblin. I’m a gnome. And you’ve been, GNOMED

You think you're smarter than me, ♥♥♥♥♥♥?
i disassembled and then reassembled my father's Glock-18 which i used to stop a bank robber at the age of 0.26. I have an Iq of 74 which is more than Einstein had and i proved that time traveling is possible with the use of sporks. Come at me plebians i can destroy you in every argument. Maybe that's why girls don't like me because they sense that i am on a different intelectual level than those THOTS. tips fedora Waffle out.

magnum dong

♥♥♥♥ off. You think I'm going to jerk my ♥♥♥♥ to you? Pfff no. Who do you think I am? I have some standards you now. Meanwhile you're just here with your ♥♥♥♥ hanging out all the time trying to find men to jerk off with. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ slut. I mean I even told you I'm straight, what makes you think that I want to jerk off with a 19year old. Jerk off on your bloody own not with me you. You are disgusting. Omg I'll brb I've just found an ants nest in my ♥♥♥♥♥ and one of them is crawling up my penis please send help OMG HELP HELP HELP PLS IT HURTS OMG

Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy :wink: nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty.