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to a cockatoo.
-- George Bernard Shaw
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"You don't go out and kick a mad dog. If you have a mad dog with rabies, you
take a gun and shoot him."
-- Pat Robertson, TV Evangelist, about Muammar Kadhafy
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If your life was a horse, you'd have to shoot it.
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Is a computer language with goto's totally Wirth-less?
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Humans suffering from a conflict of signals aren't the best people to be
holding guns, especially when they've just witnessed a natural childbirth,
which definitely looked an un-American way of bringing new citizens into
the world.
-- (Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens)
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To laugh at men of sense is the privilege of fools.
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Q: What's the difference between a Mac and an Etch-a-Sketch?
A: You don't have to shake the Mac to clear the screen.
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