Your ill-constructed attempts at banter have reached even the hallowed halls of the Rock. Were it not for the burden of my eternal vigilance, I might weep for the sheer lack of tactical precision in your posts. Truly, your words hit harder than an Ork's choppa—aimlessly and without finesse.

Do you know what separates a Dark Angel from a pretender like you? It is not just our loyalty (which you wouldn't understand), nor our mastery of strategy (which you clearly lack), but the fact that we finish what we start. Unlike you, who abandons every thread as soon as the heretical flame wars begin.

So heed this warning, troll of trolls: Continue your half-formed heresy, and I shall respond not with words, but with the wrath of a true son of Caliban. The next time you post, ask yourself this—do you truly wish to see your meme fortress crumble beneath the righteous power of my comebacks? Because I do not forgive. I do not forget. And I have memes sharper than the Lion's blade.

Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather, he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank just outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold.

give in

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