Gooncel
Josh Hendrickson   Oklahoma, United States
 
 
I am perfect. I stand at a solid moderately above average height. I hate everyone, particularly those close to me. Never forget, never forgive. God has put me in this funhouse mirror merely to suffer.I have the superhuman neanderthal DNA to live FOREVER. Please just let me play hentai games in offline mode.

Stay, live off government assistance and anger, drink a 20oz of malt liquor in a paper bag outside a convenience store. Provided i say sorry before I die I can do anything of my choosing.
I wear exclusively black and keep my hair very, very clean.
Wake up at 9pm to avoid all forms of sun
Live for now, it is all you have - Robert Mugabe
Currently Online
Nahtzepwnr 19 Jun, 2022 @ 8:26pm 
I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts, swag
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Chuck Justice 9 Jun, 2022 @ 6:19pm 
So a rope walks into a bar and is quickly spotted by the bartender who says “Hey get out of here can’t you read the sign?!” The rope looks and sees a sign that says “No Ropes Allowed” so he leaves. He gets to the alley next to the bar and then an idea comes to him. So he goes into the Alley ties himself up and rustles his ends. He goes back into the bar where he is quickly spotted by the bartender who says “Welcome! Come In, hav… say are you that rope that was just in here?” The rope responds “Afraid not”
Ultrahuntr 4 Apr, 2022 @ 8:09pm 
Ultrahuntr 10 Jun, 2019 @ 2:02pm 
ayy
Ultrahuntr 14 Jan, 2017 @ 5:27pm 
Path of Exile blows. Maple Story is the best mmo