Yes, I hear your cries PantyInhaler the wise. However, you must realise that the legend of the Twisties™ has not ever been the fantastical chip true to their ethos. Have you ever heard of the treacherous spawn of pure evil known as Twisties™ 'Zig Zag Wicked Cheddar'?

These Zig Zagged traitors are an absolute mutation of pure madness, sought to taint the true meaning of a Twistie. A zig zag does not twist! It purely zigs and zags!

This is not the worst of it. As you may realise, a zig zag contains more straight edges than a pure 1 dimensional line itself. This is betrayal of the highest order.

I put those Belgium Fries in your Twisties™ bag as a wake up call. Soon you will know that the enemy was closer than you think. Otherwise, I would recommend to join the order of the Pringles™. This oval shaped prodigy will lead you to the straight direction. Or should I say, curved path?

how are the 700 spoons of ketchup going?

+rep man's a king

Signed by poison.