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Tom is a pet cat. He's supposed to be in that in house, and he's supposed to chase mice. Someone pays for his cat food, cat toys, vet visits, etc. Someone loves him, and wants him to be there. Jerry, on the other hand is an invasive pest. He is an intruder in that house, and does nothing but chew holes in the walls, steal food, crap everywhere, and try to murder the homeowners pet. The homeowners want him gone, so Tom chasing him is a good thing.

Tell me, if Tom was your beloved pet kitty, would you be cheering for the wild (probably diseased) mouse that is destroying your home and torturing and trying to kill your pet?

And to save you the inevitable comments, yes Im already aware I care way too much about this.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter stirk" and I want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and I am global elite 2. pls no copy pasternio my story.

To hit, or not to hit. Dost thou ever miss? I suppose it not. You have a male love interest, yet I would wager he does not kiss thee (Ye olde mwah). Furthermore; he will find another lass like he won't miss thee. And at the end of it all. He is going to skrrt, and he will hit that dab, as if he were the man known by the name of Wiz Khalifa

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So I (74M) was recently hit by a car (2014 Honda) and died. My wife (5F) organized me a funeral (cost $2747) without asking me (74M) at all. I (74M) was unable to make it because I (74M) was dead (17 days). At the funeral I heard my dad (15M) and other family members talking about how they wish I could be there and now I feel bad for not showing up. AITA?

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Because if you thirst after girls, that's called being a normal teenage boy, but if you don't thirst after girls then you're probably gay

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uh oh! 😳 it's nearly 🕛 2020 uwu 🥂 you know 🧠 what that means 😏 time to bust the last nut 🥜 of the decade 🎆 hehe~ 😈

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So yesterday after I woke up I headed to the kitchen and you won't believe what happened after that. THIS. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. WOMAN. IN THE KITCHEN STARTED TALKING TO ME!! I kid you not. She had the audacity to utter words IN FRONT OF HER HUSBAND! Absolutely disgusting and shameless. But that isn't even the end of it. Soon after she raised her head and LOOKED ME IN THE EYES. Can you believe this? This ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ woman made eye contact with me. I was absolutely furious. I started screaming on the top of my lungs, trying to establish dominance in front of my woman. I know that as soon as something like this happens, you need to correct her behaviour immediately. So I took my baton and clubbed her 27 times.

I am still very angry because I could've spent all this wasted time with my other 2 wives.

Anyways, AITA?

You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ moron, you absolute buffoon, you think you can just stick your ♥♥♥♥ in a microwave, close the door, and set it on full power for 30 minutes and get a nice warm ♥♥♥♥? Well youre wrong. You get a big fat healthy dose of testicular cancer. Thats what it is. Nothing more. Nothing less. You absolute moronic imbecile, you cant seem to get it through your thick brain that thou shant be sticking thy cockerel into a microwave oven, cant you? If you stick your ♥♥♥♥ in the microwave one more time, i swear to JAH that i will cut off that precious ♥♥♥♥ of yours and rename you Caitlyn.

If my girl👧😍 and my beyblades💯🔥 are both drowning🌊😦 and I could only save one😄☝️you can catch me letting it rip😤 at my girls funeral😅👻💀 cause it's bey blade or catch a fade my ♥♥♥♥♥🙏👊😠💯😭

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I have done it, 80 years and not a single nut bust. Thanks to my incredible goal i have obtained an iq of 156 which i have used to build a pc that deletes system 32 when it loads any type of NSFW. I’m currently in a hospital bed dying of terminal disease, however, this is a victory as in 72 hours i’m expected to die. Wish me luck in this final run.

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I think i'm addicted to nutting. At first it started as a hobby, once a week maybe but now its to the point where i'm doing it up to 5 times a day. I don't even need porn anymore just the thought of masturbation is enough to get me going. I love the sting I feel when I thrust my hand too hard and accidentally hit my larger testicle. I love the smooth texture of ♥♥♥ as it seeps out of my penis like crimson colored motor oil. At first I was put off by the sharp pain felt in my thighs and upper testes when climaxing but now it's like I need it. Once the ringing stops and i'm able to hear again its like I've descended back to reality and i'm put in a state of pure euphoria. Is this healthy, should I stop?

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Hello milady, I noticed your beautiful luscious breasts on your Facebook page and I wanted to send you this personal message to let you know I’m interested in you. I am not like those stupid Chads or stupid black guys who ask you to show your tits immediately. I’m just a super nice guy who respects women. However, it would be a nice thing to do to send me a video of you playing with your tits. Not only that, I’m also an intellectual of a high IQ. I read it only the finest pieces of literature such as Mein Kampf. Stupid black people may have told you Hitler was a bad guy, but since all of their kind have a low IQ they can not truly understand his true genius. To add onto that I way 400 pounds, so you will have a lot of thick booty to hold in bed. I’m not like those stupid black people or dumb Chads and I know you’re not a stupid slut. So milady please accept me or I will kill myself.

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