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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2020 @ 4:16am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2020 @ 4:39am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2020 @ 12:14am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2020 @ 4:07am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2020 @ 4:29am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2020 @ 4:20am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2020 @ 4:33am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2020 @ 4:37am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2020 @ 5:12am

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2020 @ 5:03am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2020 @ 5:17am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2020 @ 1:22am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2020 @ 1:37am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2020 @ 5:14am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2020 @ 5:35am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2020 @ 10:10pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2020 @ 10:35pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2020 @ 11:01pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2020 @ 8:34pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2020 @ 9:46pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2020 @ 6:29am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2020 @ 6:19am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2020 @ 6:25am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2020 @ 10:03pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2020 @ 2:27am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2020 @ 2:53am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2020 @ 3:13am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2020 @ 3:56am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2020 @ 4:00am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2020 @ 4:28am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2020 @ 4:52am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2020 @ 1:25am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2020 @ 1:28am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2020 @ 4:14am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2020 @ 2:56am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2020 @ 5:30am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2020 @ 11:20pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2020 @ 3:17am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2020 @ 5:13am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2020 @ 9:49pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2020 @ 4:48am

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2020 @ 5:00am